Fantastic Four caption this!

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Phone: "Good afternoon, Mr. Torch! We're offering a special, one-time-only deal today regarding-"

*click*

"The Fantastiphone Telemarketer-stopper has been initiated - if you wish to contact the previously blocked salesperson, please say 'call back.' If you wish to hang up, please say -"

Johnny: "Sweet."

Phone: "Thank you, Johnny."
 
It's ok honey, it'll stretch back!
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Ioan: Hang on, I got an ear-booger here the size of friggin' Finland!

Mike: Can I get that for my pieces-of-comic-book-movie-actors' collection? I'm building a monster, you see...

Jess: Really, how's that coming along?

Mike: I just got a nicklebag of Tobey Maguire's toenail clippings off E-Bay. How do you THINK it's going?
 
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Why, Mr. Laurio, you have too much iron in your blood!

OR

Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart, think it over!

OR

*fondle* Ah-ha! It seems I'm not the only one here with a pair of invisi-boobies!

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Chris: Hello?

Jess: ...seven days...
 
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SUE! For the last time, the reporters do not want to see your ****ing mime routine!
 
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Doom: "...and if you ever want to see your precious Herbie again...."
 
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This just in...the Secretary-General
Kofi Annan has resigned his post
effective immediately, and has been
replaced by Latverian diplomat Victor
Von Doom. Sources say that while
Annan's replacement has been
described as "evil" and "attitudinal,"
and as having "anger management
issues" by several of his former,
deceased associates, he is generally
regarded as being less corrupt and
in possession of a more creative
fashion sense than his precedessor.
 
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"DOOM SHALL WEAR A CAPE WHENEVER IT BRINGS HIM PLEASURE, PEASANTS!"
 
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Jessica: Did I ever mention how turned on I get over bizarre and improbable vowel and consonant combinations?
Ioan: Schwing!!!

Mrs. F.
 
where are the trailer caps? they would be a rich resource of pictures for this topic!
 
surfergirl said:
where are the trailer caps? they would be a rich resource of pictures for this topic!

Well, should you find some, bring 'em on! :D
 
Ha ha - I just found that thread MOMENTS before you posted it - thanks anyway, though!:D

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"Ewwww, get this Thing away from me!!!"
 
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There was no doubt about it - Daredevil had trained Johnny well.
 
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"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

(I had to use that picture for SOMETHING...:p)
 
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"Do you know what it's like to have hot coffee thrown in your face? Do you? I want to sue! I'm going to SUE YOU! This is the treatment , my people............. "
 
AT you are enjoying this thread way too much....
 
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"Wine is fine but whisky's cheaper......******* is slow with liquor.........take a bottle drown your sorrows,,,,..........then it wastes away tomorrows............OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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