Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted from My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)
Written by Aunt Petunia
Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.
When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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