World Favorite Spidey quips

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

I've got so many that I don't I could pick just one, but just to name a few...
Green Goblin: What do you want?
Spidey: World peace, but I'll settle for your chin.

Spidey: Stop hitting your face with my fist!

Doc Oct: You're getting on my nerves.
Spidey: I have a knack for that.

 

[Chris Wallace]

From the Ultimate Spider-Man short story collection:
Ock: You're mad!
Spidey: I'm not mad-I'm just really pissed off.

Spider-Man 3:
Aw, look at little Goblin, Jr. You gonna cry?

Various video games:

GG: We shouldn't fight-we're like brothers!
Spidey: Then I'm telling Mom!

Upon meeting Shocker: Don't tell me; QUilt-Man? Padded Pete? No, wait, I got it-the Cushion.

You look just like me, only you're more "angry back alley" than "Friendly Neighborhood".

Spider-Man, party of 2? Your bad guys are ready.

I knew it was Venom. I was just hoping it wasn't...Venom.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce you two; fist meet face!

 

[Gwendolyn Stacy]

From the Ultimate Spider-Man short story collection:
Ock: You're mad!
Spidey: I'm not mad-I'm just really pissed off.

Spider-Man 3:
Aw, look at little Goblin, Jr. You gonna cry?

Various video games:

GG: We shouldn't fight-we're like brothers!
Spidey: Then I'm telling Mom!

Upon meeting Shocker: Don't tell me; QUilt-Man? Padded Pete? No, wait, I got it-the Cushion.

You look just like me, only you're more "angry back alley" than "Friendly Neighborhood".

Spider-Man, party of 2? Your bad guys are ready.

I knew it was Venom. I was just hoping it wasn't...Venom.

Those are funny. What games are the last two from?

 

[SpiderDude2006]

- Ultimate Spider-Man #12 A.K.A. Peter Trolls Kingpin :

- These quips always make me very happy.

 

[zeptron]

From Spectacular Spider-man

*Spidey tosses a traffic cone on Rhino's horn*

Spidey: "Oh-ho! I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?"
Rhino: "YOU!!!"
Spider-Man: "I win me? That makes no sense."