Two-Face: "One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck! "
Two-Face: "You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you my friend?"
Bank Guard: "Are you going to kill me?"
Two-Face: "Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject"
Harvey Dent: "Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?"
Lt. James Gordon: "Harvey, I..."
Harvey Dent: "Say it. Say it!"
Lt. James Gordon: "Two-Face. Harvey Two-Face."
[Harvey turns his head, revealing the scarred side of his face]
Harvey Dent: "Why should I hide who I am?"
Two-Face: "Poison Ivy".
Poison Ivy: "It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking halfway decent."
Two-Face: "Half of me wants to strangle ya."
Poison Ivy: "And what does the other half want?"
Two-Face: "To hit ya with a truck."
Poison Ivy: "We used to date."
The Joker, The Penguin, Killer Croc: "Ah."