Febreeze

[Master Chief]

Holy crap, I can't stop spraying the stuff. I got the fabric freshener, I spray it on my bed every morning and then the blankets and then like, I got the air freshener, which I spray around my room every couple hours and like, my world is ultimate freshness right now. Oh jeebuz. I'm going to die from all the fresh.

 

[Duende Verde]

If the freshness doesn't kill you, Snuggle Bear will!
Stop messing with the realm of the fresh.

 

[November Rain]

the chief must really stink if he needs that much air freshner...

 

[Master Chief]

I wanna Snuggle Bear to be my buddy.

And I don't need it, I just can't stop. When I run out of money the freshness will probably end, and no more awesome smells, just like. Soap and things.

 

[Mr. Credible]

dude, i have what many would call an... unnatural obsession with febreeze.

i go through a bottle of the air freshener every week or two, and the fabric stuff well, pretty quickly, too. i spray it on my bed/pillows/blankets every morning.

 

[Master Chief]

Dude, yes. We should start a club, and jack febreeze shipment trucks so we don't have to pay for the spray.

 

[X-Chick]

I go crazy with the car one. I spray it like every time I get in or out of my car.

 

[Kaleb]

I love that stuff as well, sometimes I hope my dog poops in the house, so I have an excuse to use it

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I haven't used or smelled Febreeze since the last time I smoked.

 

[demento]

One of my hounds is allergic to that crap. He goes into violent snorting fits.

 

[bunk]

I use the car one excessively, mostly because I smoke in it. I have this fear in like 10 years people are going to start developing health problems because of overuse or something and I'll be one of them. I think even if I stop smoking I won't be able to stop febreezing.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

jack febreeze shipment trucks so we don't have to pay for the spray.

And coolest code name would be Jack FeBreeze.
It's like Robbin' Hood.

 

[redmarvel]

Wash your linens and yourself properly at least once a week and you wouldn't need that junk.

 

[X-Chick]

Its not about needing it. Its about it being fantastic.

 

[Degausser]

I have one of those air... somthings... I forget what they're called. $130, but my room always feels and smells so... crisp :]

So, what I'm getting at here is that febreeze is for poor people :[

 

[kane9321]

ya'll mofo's stink..lol

 

[Morg]

Holy crap, I can't stop spraying the stuff. I got the fabric freshener, I spray it on my bed every morning and then the blankets and then like, I got the air freshener, which I spray around my room every couple hours and like, my world is ultimate freshness right now. Oh jeebuz. I'm going to die from all the fresh.

Looks like someone needs a febreeze AAA

 

[Lord Valumart]

the odor killing thing?

if thats what i'm thinking of then why all the other sprays