FHM Magazine.

[Darren Daring]

Also, erz ripped me off, we all saw it!

 

[Erzengel]

I don't read most posts except for the 1st one and the ones right after mine to see if anyone quoted me. *vain*

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I wanted to buy the one with Jeri Ryan today at Food Lion and another magazine with Janet Jackson on it (both looked hot), but I was with my mom . She would have asked too many questions if I bought them.

Example...

Mom: Why are you buying that?
Me: Um...um...um... to read?

Mom:

Yeah i feel uncomfortable when a woman is the person at the register and i'm buying a FHM like magazine. I'd rather have a guy so i don't feel so pervy as if a woman does work the register.

Like last year i bought the Maxim with Vanessa Minillio in a catholtic school outfit. And the woman gave me a dirty look and said something to the other woman working and was like thats the 5th magazine we sold of that today. Whats so hot about this? And this took place at a FYE and it was a little after Noon.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

I found Playgirl in my mom's dresser like 6 years ago
The Carter was not pleased

 

[Prognosticator]

Useless thread award? Most threads in a day? Awesome thread starter?

On topic...

Anyone here actually buy FHM?

I don't subscribe, but I've been getting them since I moved into my new apartment a couple of months ago...the previous tenent subscribed.

It's not worth buying, MUCH LESS reading... I scan through the issue quickly and it goes straight to the trash. Brooke Hogan was on last month's cover: LAME!

So I checked out the new one when it came in b/c the always overappreciated Jerry Ryan was on the cover...the pictoral sucked royally!

Ryan's pics were so obviouslyairbrushed that it looked like someone DREW them!

FHM is approx 200pgs: 100pgs of ads, 85pgs of lame video game info, and 15 pages of bra/panties airbrushing - complete waist of ink & paper!

 

[Immortalfire]

Maybe next time your mom is dropping you off at the Mall, you can hang outside the book store and ask a grown up to buy you FHM. Then you can stuff it down your pants, so nobody sees it. Then when you get home with your treasure you can hide underneath the covers with a flashlight.

LoL! I guess we know who it was that made this call to Dew...

I got a call at the Comic Shop once.

Me: Dj's Universal Comics.
Caller: whisper whisper
Me: I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
Caller: Do you sell whisper whisper?
Me: I'm having trouble hearing you still, sir. This is a comic book store. Are you looking for a specific comic?
Caller: Do you sell adult comics?
Me: Oooooh, you mean like hentai?
Caller: Bondage Fairies.
Me: Oh, no sir, we don't. But Meltdown in Hollywood does. Want me to give you the number?
Caller: No I can't write it down. Mother might find it. I'll look it up. Thank you.

Seriously, if you are going to buy dirty books, and you are too embarassed to speak out loud, you aren't ready for the dirty books.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah i feel uncomfortable when a woman is the person at the register and i'm buying a FHM like magazine. I'd rather have a guy so i don't feel so pervy as if a woman does work the register.

Like last year i bought the Maxim with Vanessa Minillio in a catholtic school outfit. And the woman gave me a dirty look and said something to the other woman working and was like thats the 5th magazine we sold of that today. Whats so hot about this? And this took place at a FYE and it was a little after Noon.

Buy a subscription. For the price of 3 of those Maxim Magazines you can get 12 and there's no embarassment at the counter. Although I do think my mailman "slows" down me recieving them.

And why don't you try not giving a sh't what they say? I mean it's FHM, Maxim, it's not like you are asking them for the newest issue of Ass Loving ****s , which btw has an interesting article on MP3 players.

 

[Tangled Web]

Crap enter how old are you?

"I'm afraid of *gasp* FHM!"

Man, when I was 13 I had to hide a Hustler and you freaking like FHM? Be a man. Damn it we have an entire internet full of real porn and you are into FHM?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I found Playgirl in my mom's dresser like 6 years ago
The Carter was not pleased

So basically your dad cant pleasure your mom. How uncommon

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Buy a subscription. For the price of 3 of those Maxim Magazines you can get 12 and there's no embarassment at the counter. Although I do think my mailman "slows" down me recieving them.

And why don't you try not giving a sh't what they say? I mean it's FHM, Maxim, it's not like you are asking them for the newest issue of Ass Loving ****s , which btw has an interesting article on MP3 players.

Well i just only want certain issues. Cause i don't by maxoim that often.

 

[The Riddler]

hey, threadmaker, you can find all the scans of almost every magazine online.

i know, because i'm good at pretending to be a pervert.

 

[Master Chief]

I actually do read FHM and Maxim. And I read Cosmopolitan. All those magazines rule.

 

[Venom Drool]

id love to see you guys when you buy your extra small condoms

thihihihihihi


hahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha

i rule

 

[hippie_hunter]

I remember when my sister was digging into my room a few years back when the family was visiting for Thanksgiving or something like that. Came down stairs and went in front of everyone with the Playboy in her hand

That was a good issue too

 

[Hades]

Yeah, I never buy those magazines....
I find them to be quite boring.

And if I just wanted something to wank to I could save my money and use the internets. Hyuck hyuck.

 

[Shuley]

I remember when my sister was digging into my room a few years back when the family was visiting for Thanksgiving or something like that. Came down stairs and went in front of everyone with the Playboy in her hand

That was a good issue too

That's funny...sounds like something my sister would do. FHM is basically Playboy,both aren't bad magazines really,for $12 a year subrcription it's worth it.

 

[Karea07]

this mag has lost all credibility after putting tranny hogan on their cover

 

[Erzengel]

Tranny Hogan >>> Tranny Fergie

 

[Hades]

 

[Erzengel]

"Your balls are showing."

 

[Karea07]

They put Fergie on there too? Wow.