Finally Found a Wii

[The Lizard]

There needs to be an adults-only game for the Wii that's a race to see who can wank off within a set time limit (say before the parents or roomate knocks on the bathroom door). However, if you shake the controller too fast you get negative points for chafing.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Why don't you just do that with your own pecker?

 

[The Lizard]

Why don't you just do that with your own pecker?

Because my pecker doesn't have a reset button.

 

[Kritish]

Because my pecker doesn't have a reset button.

You just have to know where to look.

 

[The Lizard]

You just have to know where to look.

Show me. :heart:

 

[The Lizard]

Aw - scared another one off by being too eager.