Find the Jar-Jar in a Movie

[ThePowerCosmic]

people dislike ruby rhod? i thought he was the best character in the movie.

I loved him. So funny.

 

[Sam_Fisher]

Forget the scientists, what about the angry aussie rival pilot in Pacific Rim? God-damn he such a cliche.

Nah, the scientists were more annoying.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Dane Cook in Dan in Real Life

 

[DarkSovereignty]

How about Dane cook in anything?

 

[kedrell]

Rachel Dawes in BB & TDK

Mary Jane Watson in all 3 Spider-man films

simply the 2 worst

Vickie Vale is the runner up(but I don't think she screams enough)

 

[Spider-Fan83]

people dislike ruby rhod? i thought he was the best character in the movie.

saying someone is the jar-jar, doesn't necessarily mean you dislike them, just that you acknowledge that character as being over the top/crazy and just there for the comic relief

 

[Bruce Banner]

How about Dane cook in anything?

^You are on to something there.


Justin Long in Dodgeball

Anna Faris in Just Friends

 

[NosfeRomas]

Kedrell in Superherohype.

 

[Rowsdower!]

John Carter in John Carter.

Watching this movie is the equivalent of rooting for an NFL team comprised of a couple Pro Bowlers, a few average-to-good role players, a semi-delusional head coach, and a quarterback who shouldn't have made the practice squad. This movie had a slew of problems but if it had at least had an engaging lead actor, it might have worked on some level. But unfortunately, we're stuck with walking P90X commercial Taylor Kitsch, an "actor" so completely devoid of charisma, the film takes an immediate nosedive every time he's onscreen (which is most of the film). He plays John Carter like a bored surfer who ends up on Mars after tripping off of too much peyote. Such a shame, because the books are great and if they had cast a real actor in the role (and hadn't blown up the budget to ludicrous proportions, thereby all but guaranteeing the film would flop before it was even released), we might have been looking at an awesome new franchise.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

John Carter in John Carter.

Watching this movie is the equivalent of rooting for an NFL team comprised of a couple Pro Bowlers, a few average-to-good role players, a semi-delusional head coach, and a quarterback who shouldn't have made the practice squad. This movie had a slew of problems but if it had at least had an engaging lead actor, it might have worked on some level. But unfortunately, we're stuck with walking P90X commercial Taylor Kitsch, an "actor" so completely devoid of charisma, the film takes an immediate nosedive every time he's onscreen (which is most of the film). He plays John Carter like a bored surfer who ends up on Mars after tripping off of too much peyote. Such a shame, because the books are great and if they had cast a real actor in the role (and hadn't blown up the budget to ludicrous proportions, thereby all but guaranteeing the film would flop before it was even released), we might have been looking at an awesome new franchise.

John Carter is the New York Jets of films. I can see that.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Rachel Dawes in BB & TDK

Mary Jane Watson in all 3 Spider-man films

simply the 2 worst

Vickie Vale is the runner up(but I don't think she screams enough)

Misogynist.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Women in movies are usually annyoing.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Women in movies are usually annyoing.

Misogynist.

 

[Octoberist]

Women in movies are usually annyoing.

Gd I hope you're being tongue in cheek. If not that's a terrible statement to make.

 

[Sundancer]

I'll go with Malek from Conan the Destroyer listed way back.

Past posts have shown people feel Hannibal is the Jar-Jar of the Blade movies while others think he saved the movie.

 

[Hush]

Anna Faris in Just Friends

She was hilarious in that movie.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Gd I hope you're being tongue in cheek. If not that's a terrible statement to make.

Yes.

But I think fictional women often are portrayed as ineffective/sex objects (Transformers)/angry feminists. Probably because they are written by men.

 

[Hush]

Wow.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Wow.

Wow?

Watch Tranformers 1-3, and you'll see what I mean. The only reason there's a woman in it is to show her body.

 

[Rowsdower!]

John Carter is the New York Jets of films. I can see that.

Exactly!

 

[Hush]

Wow?

Watch Tranformers 1-3, and you'll see what I mean. The only reason there's a woman in it is to show her body.

Right yeah I get that but you said Fictional Women which is as broad as it gets.

But I think fictional women often are portrayed as ineffective/sex objects (Transformers)/angry feminists. Probably because they are written by men.

This is the single most narrow minded viewpoint of women in film I have seen. Aside from your Transformers reasoning, which is flimsy, you are making assumptions for all the fictional women you see in films.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

This is the single most narrow minded viewpoint of women in film I have seen. Aside from your Transformers reasoning, which is flimsy, you are making assumptions for all the fictional women you see in films.

Where did I say "all fictional women"?

 

[chamber-music]

Denise Richards in The World Is Not Enough

 

[Rowsdower!]

Denise Richards in The World Is Not Enough

Ah yes. That is a such a great Bond movie until she shows up.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Ah yes. That is a such a great Bond movie until she shows up.

I miss the old Bond movies. Goldfinger, Goldeneye, The Living Daylights, and the best one: Die Another Day.

(Yes, the last one was a joke)

I miss villains like Jaws and Oddjob, and silly gadgets. I don't care if it's not like the novels...