Find the Jar-Jar in a Movie

Paul Rudd and Michael Pena in Ant-Man.
Paul Rudd in Civil War.
Me after naming those two in this thread in This Thread.
 
Willie from Temple of Doom. COMPLETLEY ANNOYING AND USELESS TO BOOT. If you removed her from the movie and left Short Round in, NOTHING would be affected aside from a lack of a grating, shrill, badgering character.

Also, Darcy from the Thor movies. THANK GOD, she's not gonna be in the next one. This is a character who tries TOO hard to be funny, and yet comes off as dumb. Pro tip, guys: have a character mispronouncing Mijolnir as "Meow-Mow" for the sake of a joker and then doing a CALL-BACK TO IT in the second movie is NOT FUNNY!
 
Yeah, that whole subplot kind of killed the movie for me. You have Hunnam, Elba and Kikuchi acting super-serious about everything in all their scenes, and then you keep cutting back to this two doofuses and Ron Perlman acting ridiculous.

Oddly enough, there was originally an alternate, yet deadly similar subplot in the original rough draft of the script. Originally, instead of the 2 scientists, we originally had Yancy's (Raleigh's twin who got killed at the start) girlfriend who was some kind of reporter going on a worldwide investigation of certain clues that basically gave us the same conclusion and revelation the subplot with the scientists gave us (that the nuke plan wasn't gonna work; the Kaiju were clones, etc). It DRAGED in the script so I can see why they changed the focus of that subplot to the 2 scientist instead. TRUST ME, Rowsdower, it could've been so much worse.
 
Apocalypse. More I think about it, he was pretty much just walking around trolling everyone looking 5 ft tall
 
For me, without any hesitation it would be the entire Ewok race in ROTJ.
What would have made up for it, would have been in TFA,if we had learned that the Starkiller base was responsible for genocide and wiped out the entire race of Ewoks from the galaxy.
 
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I would also like to add J. Eisenberg as Luthor in BvS.
He never exuded the presence I thought Luthor should have & the scenes he was in didnt impress me with the menace Luthor should have.
 
Joe Pesci & Rene Russo in Lethal Weapon (parts 3 & 4).
 
+ 1 on "Lex Luthor"

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You take that back right now, mister! :cmad:
 
For me, without any hesitation it would be the entire Ewok race in ROTJ.
What would have made up for it, would have been in TFA,if we had learned that the Starkiller base was responsible for genocide and wiped out the entire race of Ewoks from the galaxy.

There was a pretty cool theory regarding TFA (that I avoided until after seeing the movie, so I knew it didn't actually happen) that there would be a scene of Kylo Ren and either Knights of Ren or Stormtroopers basically standing in a field of Ewok corpses, as he would've killed them all on his quest to retrieve Vader's helmet.
 
There are a few worse creations me thinks than the Ewoks in the Star Wars lore, most of them in the prequels, like Dexter, Boss Nass, and the two headed announcer from the pod race, Fode and Beed. They just..pander so hard to kids, less so with Dexter. I didn't like Dexter because he's just..a plot device.
 
Star Wars 7: Rey and Finn. And Poe. Also Kylo Ren. And mostly JJ Abrahams.

Captain America 3: Spider-man. And the writer.
 
There was a pretty cool theory regarding TFA (that I avoided until after seeing the movie, so I knew it didn't actually happen) that there would be a scene of Kylo Ren and either Knights of Ren or Stormtroopers basically standing in a field of Ewok corpses, as he would've killed them all on his quest to retrieve Vader's helmet.

Think of how much respect or at least resentment you would have had for Kylo had that scene you mentioned actually happened. It would have been the most talked about scene. Add to it killing off H. Solo.
That would have cemented Kylo as the most hated and feared character in the new Star Wars universe.
 

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