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Not sure where to post this as I got this from a friend who claims it's real but since right now there's no official word on it being real, I'll post it here (unless someone finds it has to be posted somewhere else).
It can be downloaded here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/eeq51r
(Note: I don't have a clue why it's just 20 pages or the filename has a 2 behind it)
hat paradise!
It can be downloaded here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/eeq51r
(Note: I don't have a clue why it's just 20 pages or the filename has a 2 behind it)
INT. HAT FACTORY WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
TITLE CARD: SOME YEARS AGO
A wall of large wooden boxes. We see a shadow of a person
move by swiftly.
Another group of boxes. We see the man as a silhouette
crawl on top of them. The silhouette reveals himself as a
small man, wearing an OVERSIZED HAT, his face still hidden
in shadows.
On the other side of the warehouse a door is smashed in.
Light shines in from behind a tall, strong looking
silhouette. The person steps forward and by his costume we
can recognize him as SUPERMAN (early 30s), also known as
CLARK KENT. There are people (wearing hats) all over him,
punching and biting and clawing (with no effect). Their
eyes look lifeless. CLARK looks up at the tiny man.
CLARK
This is it, Mad Hatter. The game
is up!
THE MAD HATTER steps into the light. The tiny man wears a
green suit and has rabbit-like teeth. His eyes glitter
with excitement.
THE MAD HATTER
You cant stop me Superman!
Nobody can. I already took out
your little friend Batman, and
youre next. Soon, the world will
be exhilarated as it becomes a
TITLE CARD: SOME YEARS AGO
A wall of large wooden boxes. We see a shadow of a person
move by swiftly.
Another group of boxes. We see the man as a silhouette
crawl on top of them. The silhouette reveals himself as a
small man, wearing an OVERSIZED HAT, his face still hidden
in shadows.
On the other side of the warehouse a door is smashed in.
Light shines in from behind a tall, strong looking
silhouette. The person steps forward and by his costume we
can recognize him as SUPERMAN (early 30s), also known as
CLARK KENT. There are people (wearing hats) all over him,
punching and biting and clawing (with no effect). Their
eyes look lifeless. CLARK looks up at the tiny man.
CLARK
This is it, Mad Hatter. The game
is up!
THE MAD HATTER steps into the light. The tiny man wears a
green suit and has rabbit-like teeth. His eyes glitter
with excitement.
THE MAD HATTER
You cant stop me Superman!
Nobody can. I already took out
your little friend Batman, and
youre next. Soon, the world will
be exhilarated as it becomes a
hat paradise!
A hat paradise, I
tell you! And we shall dance the
tell you! And we shall dance the
dance of the hats under bright
moonlight, while enjoying a nice
cup of tea... cups that are
shaped like tiny hats.
CLARK pushes the people away from him. They crawl over to
him like zombies, but CLARK pays them no attention.
CLARK
Your plan will never work,
Hatter. You mightve been able to
put your mind control on these
citizens, but the world will not
fall so easily.
THE MAD HATTER
Oh really? Because Im about to
gain a
moonlight, while enjoying a nice
cup of tea... cups that are
shaped like tiny hats.
CLARK pushes the people away from him. They crawl over to
him like zombies, but CLARK pays them no attention.
CLARK
Your plan will never work,
Hatter. You mightve been able to
put your mind control on these
citizens, but the world will not
fall so easily.
THE MAD HATTER
Oh really? Because Im about to
gain a
very powerful ally!
THE MAD HATTER takes off his hat. He pulls a futuristic
THE MAD HATTER takes off his hat. He pulls a futuristic
looking gun out of it, and shoots a blue ray at CLARKs
head.
(CONTINUED)
2.
CLARK panicks as he falls to his knees. He grabs his head
with both hands and screams loudly.
THE MAD HATTER
First Batman, now Superman! With
two of earths most powerful
heroes under my command, I can
finally create my
head.
(CONTINUED)
2.
CLARK panicks as he falls to his knees. He grabs his head
with both hands and screams loudly.
THE MAD HATTER
First Batman, now Superman! With
two of earths most powerful
heroes under my command, I can
finally create my
Wonderland.
BRUCE (O.S.)
BRUCE (O.S.)
Think again Hatter!
THE MAD HATTER
What?
Out of the shadows BATMAN, also known as BRUCE WAYNE (late
30s, early 40s), jumps at THE MAD HATTER and lands a
kick in his stomach. THE MAD HATTER flies back and crashes
into the floor. His hat falls off.
THE MAD HATTER
NOOO! My hat. My beautiful hat...
THE MAD HATTER bends over and picks up his hat. He
caresses it and hugs it gently. He whispers small nothings
at it. A large SHADOW covers THE MAD HATTER. He looks up.
A fist flies at his face.
CRACK! BRUCE breaks THE MAD HATTERs nose with a single
punch. He picks him up by the collar of his suit as THE
MAD HATTER screams in agony!
CLOSE UP: BRUCEs eyes are filled with rage. He breathes
heavily. The point is clear, BRUCE is on the edge again.
BRUCE
This ends here!
BRUCE throws THE MAD HATTER into the wall of boxes. A box
breaks open and the unconscious MAD HATTER is covered in
hats.
BRUCE walks over to CLARK, who slowly regains control over
his mind. The people around him lay still. A closer look
reveals theyre still breathing.
BRUCE
You alright, Clark?
CLARK
I am now. Hows the Hatter?
BRUCE
Taken out... I owe you one for
saving me from Hatters mind
control.
(CONTINUED)
3.
CLARK
I consider us even already. I
nearly fell victim to it as well.
Both heroes smile.
BRUCE
Well, Im going to call
Commissioner Gordon to take care
of these people. Ill take The
Hatter to Arkham myself.
BRUCE turns to walks away.
CLARK
Bruce, theres something we need
to talk about. Can I meet up with
you later.
BRUCE looks surprised.
BRUCE
Eh, sure. Hit me up at the
Batcave later.
BRUCE runs of into the shadows, as he always does. CLARK
looks concerned.
CUT TO:
INT. THE BATCAVE - NIGHT
WIDE: We see CLARK (in costume) stand as a blip in front
of an enormous computer, THE BATCOMPUTER. As we hear
footsteps coming close, he turns around.
BRUCE (in costume but his mask is off) walks over to
CLARK. Behind him to his right the GIANT PENNY and DEFUNCT
MECHANICAL T-REX are visible. On his left stands the
BATMOBILE.
BRUCE
So Clark, what is it that got you
spooked?
CLARK
I, when we confronted the Mad
Hatter and he shot me with his
mind control gun
THE MAD HATTER
What?
Out of the shadows BATMAN, also known as BRUCE WAYNE (late
30s, early 40s), jumps at THE MAD HATTER and lands a
kick in his stomach. THE MAD HATTER flies back and crashes
into the floor. His hat falls off.
THE MAD HATTER
NOOO! My hat. My beautiful hat...
THE MAD HATTER bends over and picks up his hat. He
caresses it and hugs it gently. He whispers small nothings
at it. A large SHADOW covers THE MAD HATTER. He looks up.
A fist flies at his face.
CRACK! BRUCE breaks THE MAD HATTERs nose with a single
punch. He picks him up by the collar of his suit as THE
MAD HATTER screams in agony!
CLOSE UP: BRUCEs eyes are filled with rage. He breathes
heavily. The point is clear, BRUCE is on the edge again.
BRUCE
This ends here!
BRUCE throws THE MAD HATTER into the wall of boxes. A box
breaks open and the unconscious MAD HATTER is covered in
hats.
BRUCE walks over to CLARK, who slowly regains control over
his mind. The people around him lay still. A closer look
reveals theyre still breathing.
BRUCE
You alright, Clark?
CLARK
I am now. Hows the Hatter?
BRUCE
Taken out... I owe you one for
saving me from Hatters mind
control.
(CONTINUED)
3.
CLARK
I consider us even already. I
nearly fell victim to it as well.
Both heroes smile.
BRUCE
Well, Im going to call
Commissioner Gordon to take care
of these people. Ill take The
Hatter to Arkham myself.
BRUCE turns to walks away.
CLARK
Bruce, theres something we need
to talk about. Can I meet up with
you later.
BRUCE looks surprised.
BRUCE
Eh, sure. Hit me up at the
Batcave later.
BRUCE runs of into the shadows, as he always does. CLARK
looks concerned.
CUT TO:
INT. THE BATCAVE - NIGHT
WIDE: We see CLARK (in costume) stand as a blip in front
of an enormous computer, THE BATCOMPUTER. As we hear
footsteps coming close, he turns around.
BRUCE (in costume but his mask is off) walks over to
CLARK. Behind him to his right the GIANT PENNY and DEFUNCT
MECHANICAL T-REX are visible. On his left stands the
BATMOBILE.
BRUCE
So Clark, what is it that got you
spooked?
CLARK
I, when we confronted the Mad
Hatter and he shot me with his
mind control gun
, I felt fear,
fear for what could, no.. would
fear for what could, no.. would
happen if I lost control. If my
powers were turned against the
people of earth.
(CONTINUED)
4.
BRUCE
Clark...
CLARK
I realize now more than ever that
I need an insurance policy in
case this were ever to happen.
And I need you to be that
insurance. To be able to defeat
me, when Ive reached the point
of no return.
BRUCE
How do you expect me to do that?
CLARK
Ive created two rings, one made
out of Green Kryptonite to weaken
me, one made out of Gold
Kryptonite to... to permanently
remove my powers. I want you to
have them, and use them if you
deem it necessary.
CLARK hands BRUCE two small boxes, made out of LEAD.
BRUCE
Why me? Why not Hal or Barry or
one of the others? Im still only
human, Clark. And youre
powers were turned against the
people of earth.
(CONTINUED)
4.
BRUCE
Clark...
CLARK
I realize now more than ever that
I need an insurance policy in
case this were ever to happen.
And I need you to be that
insurance. To be able to defeat
me, when Ive reached the point
of no return.
BRUCE
How do you expect me to do that?
CLARK
Ive created two rings, one made
out of Green Kryptonite to weaken
me, one made out of Gold
Kryptonite to... to permanently
remove my powers. I want you to
have them, and use them if you
deem it necessary.
CLARK hands BRUCE two small boxes, made out of LEAD.
BRUCE
Why me? Why not Hal or Barry or
one of the others? Im still only
human, Clark. And youre
the most
powerful man on earth.
powerful man on earth.
CLARK
This is true. But I know youve
studied all of us in the many
battles we fought side by side,
watching us, learning our every
move. If anyone would know how to
get close to me, to take me
out... it is you. But whats most
important, is that you chose for
yourself to become a hero. Me,
Hal, Diana, we all became heroes
because of the powers we were
gifted with. Our paths were laid
out before us...
CLARK walks over and puts his hand on BRUCEs shoulder.
BRUCE (CONTD)
The murder of your parents lead
you to a path of darkness, a path
that couldve pushed you into
becoming something terrible. Yet
you chose for yourself to become
a hero, to use that darkness to
fight for what is right, and walk
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
5.
BRUCE (CONTD)
that path to the end. And that
Bruce, is what makes you
This is true. But I know youve
studied all of us in the many
battles we fought side by side,
watching us, learning our every
move. If anyone would know how to
get close to me, to take me
out... it is you. But whats most
important, is that you chose for
yourself to become a hero. Me,
Hal, Diana, we all became heroes
because of the powers we were
gifted with. Our paths were laid
out before us...
CLARK walks over and puts his hand on BRUCEs shoulder.
BRUCE (CONTD)
The murder of your parents lead
you to a path of darkness, a path
that couldve pushed you into
becoming something terrible. Yet
you chose for yourself to become
a hero, to use that darkness to
fight for what is right, and walk
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
5.
BRUCE (CONTD)
that path to the end. And that
Bruce, is what makes you
the most
dangerous man on earth.
dangerous man on earth.
Silence. BRUCE hangs his head as he takes in CLARKs
speech. Then he looks up.
BRUCE
This is a great responsibility,
Clark.
CLARK
And nobody else but you could
handle it. Lets just hope, for
both our sakes, we never have to
stand against each other.
BRUCE
Indeed.
BRUCE and CLARK turn to each other. They shake hands.
WIDE: Their faces are on the edges of the frame. They look
each other deep into each others eyes. We feel the
tension rise.
TITLE: BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN
speech. Then he looks up.
BRUCE
This is a great responsibility,
Clark.
CLARK
And nobody else but you could
handle it. Lets just hope, for
both our sakes, we never have to
stand against each other.
BRUCE
Indeed.
BRUCE and CLARK turn to each other. They shake hands.
WIDE: Their faces are on the edges of the frame. They look
each other deep into each others eyes. We feel the
tension rise.
TITLE: BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN