Abishai100
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Here's a fun Christmas Eve DC fanfiction about an offbeat Batman and Robin, two teachers at UCLA, dealing with a new Gotham menace named the Mad Hatter. Happy Holidays (and enjoy!),
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Robin, a young UCLA student of literature and psychology, decided to become a masked super-vigilante in Gotham City, wielding offbeat weapons like night-sticks, rope-guns, and electric boomerangs against urban hoodlums and loitering brutes. Robin wanted to clean up Gotham and make it more like a haven for modern pedestrians. However, Robin felt like she was somewhat all alone in this modern crime-fighting crusade!
Fortunately, Robin was soon joined by another UCLA teacher, a math professor named Bruce. Bruce liked his job as a professional mathematician, but his perceptions of the growing crime in Gotham City made him feel like his schizophrenia was going out of proportion. Bruce decided to tailor himself his own super-vigilante costume and called himself Batman. As Batman, Bruce would intervene in the city of Gotham with offbeat weapons, not unlike Robin, such as metal hooks and tranquilizer darts. Batman decided to team up with Robin after reading of her super-exploits against the venomous Gotham gang known as Red Hood. Batman was officially the ally of Robin!
Now, Batman and Robin had to team up seriously to deal with Gotham's new menace, a storybook inspired madman named Mad Hatter. The Hatter liked using logic paradoxes to create criminal insanity in Gotham. It was up to Batman and Robin now to deal with this modern evildoer. They realized the Hatter was a symbol or Golem of neo-classical darkness, a real messenger of the 'aesthetics' of crime and insanity. Hatter liked using the idea of anarchy to create forms of antisocial rebelliousness such as supermarket terrorism!
BATMAN: Gotham's innocence must be maintained!
ROBIN: We have to defend the yearning for sanity.
HATTER: You two are naive idealists doomed to your own imaginations.
BATMAN: You're a hearty cynic but also a typical terrorist, Hatter!
ROBIN: We're going to end your brand of modern urban darkness.
HATTER: No one can stop me, because what I bring is the reality of hell.
BATMAN: You advocate rebelliousness, because you're deficient in duty!
ROBIN: Your sense of duty is as adverse as your sense of spirituality.
HATTER: I wear big hats and bow-ties and wield guns to destroy mankind.
BATMAN: It seems to us, Hatter, that your message is only one of darkness!
ROBIN: Yeah, why is it that your methods of crime only stimulate devilishness?
HATTER: The Devil and his brigade are undervalued for their contributions to the mind.
BATMAN: There's nothing 'beautiful' about the ugliness of crime, Hatter!
ROBIN: Gotham has to be a haven for the elderly and youth someday.
HATTER: We're going to turn Gotham into a playground for devils.
BATMAN: Sadly, your obsession with vanity will be your catch-phrase!
ROBIN: Yeah, your insistence on promoting vain lust is a sign of modern delusion.
HATTER: We'll see if the kind of temptation I offer will truly subside in this dark city.
BATMAN: Whether or not you're martyrized will not affect the fate of diplomacy!
ROBIN: Criminal insanity will never undue the social demand for real democracy.
HATTER: I still doubt two masked fairies like you will be able to undo Gotham depression.
BATMAN: We'll see!
ROBIN: We'll see.
HATTER: We'll see.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Robin, a young UCLA student of literature and psychology, decided to become a masked super-vigilante in Gotham City, wielding offbeat weapons like night-sticks, rope-guns, and electric boomerangs against urban hoodlums and loitering brutes. Robin wanted to clean up Gotham and make it more like a haven for modern pedestrians. However, Robin felt like she was somewhat all alone in this modern crime-fighting crusade!
Fortunately, Robin was soon joined by another UCLA teacher, a math professor named Bruce. Bruce liked his job as a professional mathematician, but his perceptions of the growing crime in Gotham City made him feel like his schizophrenia was going out of proportion. Bruce decided to tailor himself his own super-vigilante costume and called himself Batman. As Batman, Bruce would intervene in the city of Gotham with offbeat weapons, not unlike Robin, such as metal hooks and tranquilizer darts. Batman decided to team up with Robin after reading of her super-exploits against the venomous Gotham gang known as Red Hood. Batman was officially the ally of Robin!
Now, Batman and Robin had to team up seriously to deal with Gotham's new menace, a storybook inspired madman named Mad Hatter. The Hatter liked using logic paradoxes to create criminal insanity in Gotham. It was up to Batman and Robin now to deal with this modern evildoer. They realized the Hatter was a symbol or Golem of neo-classical darkness, a real messenger of the 'aesthetics' of crime and insanity. Hatter liked using the idea of anarchy to create forms of antisocial rebelliousness such as supermarket terrorism!
BATMAN: Gotham's innocence must be maintained!
ROBIN: We have to defend the yearning for sanity.
HATTER: You two are naive idealists doomed to your own imaginations.
BATMAN: You're a hearty cynic but also a typical terrorist, Hatter!
ROBIN: We're going to end your brand of modern urban darkness.
HATTER: No one can stop me, because what I bring is the reality of hell.
BATMAN: You advocate rebelliousness, because you're deficient in duty!
ROBIN: Your sense of duty is as adverse as your sense of spirituality.
HATTER: I wear big hats and bow-ties and wield guns to destroy mankind.
BATMAN: It seems to us, Hatter, that your message is only one of darkness!
ROBIN: Yeah, why is it that your methods of crime only stimulate devilishness?
HATTER: The Devil and his brigade are undervalued for their contributions to the mind.
BATMAN: There's nothing 'beautiful' about the ugliness of crime, Hatter!
ROBIN: Gotham has to be a haven for the elderly and youth someday.
HATTER: We're going to turn Gotham into a playground for devils.
BATMAN: Sadly, your obsession with vanity will be your catch-phrase!
ROBIN: Yeah, your insistence on promoting vain lust is a sign of modern delusion.
HATTER: We'll see if the kind of temptation I offer will truly subside in this dark city.
BATMAN: Whether or not you're martyrized will not affect the fate of diplomacy!
ROBIN: Criminal insanity will never undue the social demand for real democracy.
HATTER: I still doubt two masked fairies like you will be able to undo Gotham depression.
BATMAN: We'll see!
ROBIN: We'll see.
HATTER: We'll see.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)