Yes, that's right. Right on the heels of Five-Minute Fantastic Four, it's time for the eerily accurate prediction of how Punisher 2 will turn out... PUNISHER: Blah blah narration-cakes. Anything'll do, just as long as it sounds all gritty and tough guyish * PUNISHER: Action sequence! GUY: GAK! MY FACE! I'm no longer some guy... I am JIGSAW! PUNISHER: Hmm... maybe I should finish that guy off. Then again, what if I left the oven on? To home! * JIGSAW: Mirror! Mirror! DOCTOR: I'm sorry... you see what I have to work with... JIGSAW: The Punisher ruined my face! He must die! MOTIVATION: Established! * INFORMANT: Howdy! I'm a wacky criminal informant who will provide comic relief for this dark, dreary movie. PUNISHER: Can I shoot you? INFORMANT: No. AUDIENCE: Oh darn. INFORMANT: There's some guy named Jigsaw coming after you. PUNISHER: I knew I shouldn't have said watching Saw was like eating crap doused in more crap. * JIGSAW: My brain is sane and I'll cause you some pain! PUNISHER: Hey! Aren't you the guy from Batman? JIGSAW: I've starred in other movies, you know! PUNISHER: Name one. JIGSAW: ...Batman Returns? * PUNISHER: Alright, Jigsaw, time to settle this, once and for all! But first, let's have dinner. I wouldn't want to die on an empty stomach. JIGSAW: You make a good point, Punisher. * PUNISHER: Dude, that waitress is totally checking you out. JIGSAW: She is? PUNISHER: Yeah. Ask her for her number. JIGSAW: Alright... THIRTY MINUTES LATER... PUNISHER: So, how's whatshername? JIGSAW: Let's just say Katie makes great breakfast... PUNISHER: Heh heh... alright. JIGSAW: You know the material her bra is made out of? It's felt now. PUNISHER: Hoohoohoo! JIGSAW: In fact, you could say... PUNISHER: That's enough. JIGSAW: Right. THIRTY MINUTES LATER... JIGSAW: Punisher, I want you to be best man at our wedding. THIRTY MINUTES LATER... MINISTER: Speak now or forever hold your peace... PUNISHER: I object! JIGSAW: WHAT!? PUNISHER: You see, Katie is Jigsaw's... sister! Ha! You slept with your sister! JIGSAW: NOOO! PUNISHER: Now I can kill you! GUN: Bang! JIGSAW: Wait a minute... you went through all that just to make me feel bad about for twenty seconds before you killed me? PUNISHER: Yup. JIGSAW: You're an idiot. GAK! PUNISHER: Heh heh... rack up another kill for Frank Castle. ... PUNISHER: That makes seven! Beware, criminals, your sins will be punished!