Florida, whats it really like?

[CConn]

The Heat are filled with subtext. Also, best team in Florida.

That's like saying you're the best athlete at the Special Olympics.

 

[CConn]

Y'all think West Palm Beach County is 'ghetto'? Man, talk about being wimps. Some of you would need body bags for your trip to Miami, if that's the case. As an individual who has lived in Boynton Beach, Orlando, Delray Beach, Boca Raton, Port St. Lucie, Ft. Lauderdale, Jupiter, Okeechobee, Coral Gables and various other parts in Miami and Key West, it's a peaceful and beautiful place filled with hot women from all over the world.

Now, I ain't saying there aren't areas that newbies or tourists should avoid like the plague, but each city has those areas. Miami and West Palm Beach isn't for everybody. If you scare easily, then stay out. Miami, especially, considering it's a party and fast-paced city sprinkled with celebrities, drug lords, wealthy snobs, models, athletes, exiled dictators, zombies, etc.

BTW, Disney World kicks Disney Land's butt.

It's more that West Palm Beach is ghetto compared to Palm Beach.

 

[terry78]

Fantastic.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

It's more that West Palm Beach is ghetto compared to Palm Beach.

Palm Beach is like the forgotten sibling of cities. West Palm gets more attention (for the wrong reasons though).

 

[GRangerPrimeNYC]

Speaking of Miami, is it true they film a lot of porn there?!

 

[Doctor Evo]

Oh shut the **** up.

 

[Doctor Evo]

As an individual who has lived in Boynton Beach, Orlando, Delray Beach, Boca Raton, Port St. Lucie, Ft. Lauderdale, Jupiter, Okeechobee, Coral Gables and various other parts in Miami and Key West, it's a peaceful and beautiful place filled with hot women from all over the world.

Now you're just being silly.

 

[E-Man]

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Now you're just being silly.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Spoiler

Jupiter is way bigger than that.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Jupiter is way bigger than that.

So is your mom.




Zinnngggggg!!!

 

[Doctor Evo]

So is your mom.




Zinnngggggg!!!

My mom died when I was eleven due to a weight-related medical complication.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Scientologist keep downtown Clearwater pretty descent. I used to have a delivery route to some of their hotels and other businesses, they were always nice and helpful.

 

[kane9321]

Ive been to lakeland, tampa, orlando,PALM BEACH and the keys

But the cockroaches..HOLY CRAP..BIG..MUTANT

also its very humid in the summer..cant stress this enough

Tampa is beautiful

 

[kane9321]

Oh shut the **** up.

oh u beat me to itt:

 

[Darthphere]

Scientologist keep downtown Clearwater pretty descent. I used to have a delivery route to some of their hotels and other businesses, they were always nice and helpful.

Nobody wants to buy a dianetics package from an *******.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

My friends used to call where I lived the ghetto.

 

[Darthphere]

My friends used to call where I lived the ghetto.

Your friends sound like they would **** their pants if they ever went into a real ghetto.

I'm going off the assumption that you just lived in a dump and not the actual ghetto.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I wish the swastika could be used in a positive manner again.

I also wish the black/red/white color combo could make a comeback too.

Goddamn Nazis being evil.

Those are the Heat's colors.

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...I think we all owe Shemtov an apology.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Your friends sound like they would **** their pants if they ever went into a real ghetto.

I'm going off the assumption that you just lived in a dump and not the actual ghetto.

It wasn't that bad, but it was only a block from the real ghetto. Several people got killed up the street while I lived there. Lots of crack in the area as well, you could buy it at the corner.

 

[Darthphere]

It wasn't that bad, but it was only a block from the real ghetto. Several people got killed up the street while I lived there. Lots of crack in the area as well, you could buy it at the corner.

Sounds like a ghetto to me.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Sounds like a ghetto to me.

Now I live in a nice Jewish neighborhood. Lots of original families, good bit of wealth. Pretty high home values.

It's not like the place Shemtov describes though. They actually choose to live here.

 

[terry78]

I hear you saying that in a Yiddish sounding old woman's voice.

"A nice Jewish neighborhood."

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I hear you saying that in a Yiddish sounding old woman's voice.

"A nice Jewish neighborhood."

There's many here, so that's usually how it sounds to me when I hear it.

Lots of Catholics too.

 

[CashforStash]

Always wanted to move to florida until I was like 15 because of Universal and Disney.

Then this beautiful thing called "maturity" and "school" came up aha.