FMy(Hype)Life is Average

[knowsbleed]

In the vein of mini blog websites such as FML and MLIA, this thread is for short, straight to the point stories about amusing daily events. Please, no long winded diatribes or 1-2 word comments.



EXAMPLE!!:

While in a video rental store, a random Japanese chick hugged me from behind thinking that I was her boyfriend. She realized I wasn't and ran away saying, "Sumimasen (excuse me)". I wanted to pop my collar because I felt like an accidental pimp.




You may comment on a post but you MUST post a story of your own following the comment.

Please, I don't want this to turn into a miniature lounge... the existing lounge is sufficient enough for internet small talk.






disclaimer: I swear, to whatever deities that may or may not exist in our realm of reality, if this turns into a Twilight blog... I will verbally defecate on this thread and request it be burned alive.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Today this guy started a thread on the Hype. I was going to bet that it would die in three days, but I don't have any real friends to bet with.

 

[Tsunulia]

While in a video rental store, a random Japanese chick hugged me from behind thinking that I was her boyfriend. She realized I wasn't and ran away saying, "Sumimasen (excuse me)". I wanted to pop my collar because I felt like an accidental pimp.

Do you know what an otaku would give to be you?

disclaimer: I swear, to whatever deities that may or may not exist in our realm of reality, if this turns into a Twilight blog... I will verbally defecate on this thread and request it be burned alive.

I will bring the matches.





I bought a copy of Mario Paint for the SNES. I was excited to actually see a copy of it. I put it in my console............. I forgot that I needed the SNES mousepad.

 

[TheZink]

Last night we thought the heater was on the fritz. It wouldn't go above 66 degrees, the vents were putting out a funky smell and we heard a whining from the fan outside. We actually shut of the unit in fear of something locking up and slept in the cold.

The repair guy came today to check and none of the problems from last night were apparent and nothing could be found mechanically wrong (even though the house HVAC unit is going on 15 years.

They did find a completely unrelated problem that isn't a serious issue but will still take $90 to fix on top of the $60 service fee for coming out this morning.

 

[POWdER-man]

This morning I shovelled the driveway and accidentally slipped on the ice onto the large scoop's handle. The end result is a large blackened bruise on my abdmonen that causes me pain whenever I move around. I don't why my family didn't all chip in for a snow blower instead of a bunch of presents.

I also started playing COD: Modern Warfare on multiplayer and realized I REALLY suck at the game compared to other players. I wish I could nuke all the bastards.

 

[Tsunulia]

^^^
You shouldn't feel bad about that cuz that game sucks. And if you do get someone to help you get a tactical nuke, you'll get a warning from Infinity Ward telling you that they know you were naughty and you will get the ban-hammer the next time you do it. COD4 is over 9000x better.



The other day I made ravioli with a sun dried tomato alfredo sauce. I wanted to make it spicy. For a test I took a bit of the sauce, and I put some tabasco in it... it made it taste like olives

 

[knowsbleed]

^^^
But did the Coke taste like Pepsi?



I was driving my friend home last night and I told her I could drive with my eyes closed. I only closed the eye that she could see. She had never seen that joke so she instantly freaked out, screamed and grabbed the steering wheel which caused me to almost collide into an oncoming truck. I told her it was a joke and she cried a little while telling me it wasn't funny... but I was laughing on the inside.

 

[Majic Walrus]

^^That's the most hilarious thing ever. I'm doing that tomorrow.

One time I was driving with my partner from work and he fell asleep. We got behind a tractor and trailer that was hauling the cab from another truck only the front of the truck was facing us. When we stopped at a red light I got really close to the truck (which appeared to be a tractor trailer coming head on) and started screaming. He almost did a dive roll out of the car.

 

[ComicChick]

i got a .29 cent raise yesterday. MLIA

 

[katie_girl09]

I'm politely being kicked out of my parents' house because Christmas vacation is over.

 

[knowsbleed]

^^That's the most hilarious thing ever. I'm doing that tomorrow.

One time I was driving with my partner from work and he fell asleep. We got behind a tractor and trailer that was hauling the cab from another truck only the front of the truck was facing us. When we stopped at a red light I got really close to the truck (which appeared to be a tractor trailer coming head on) and started screaming. He almost did a dive roll out of the car.

Hahaha... I wish I could have seen that one. Reminds me of the video on youtube where there's a bunch of people in a vehicle and one of the guys is asleep. Everybody starts screaming at the same time and he wakes up and starts screaming as well... for reasons unknown to him. Hilarious.




My friend and I were really excited about the Thiago Silva vs Rashad Evans UFC fight. She loves Thiago Silva and told me one time that I looked like him and that she thinks he is sexy. When we watched the fight... she looked at him... looked and me and said, "Nevermind, you don't really look like him" and started watching the fight again in a dreamy gaze while I sat there feeling like someone just peed on my poptarts.

 

[Paroxysm]

ingested a fair amount of psilocybin, my nights about to get interesting.

 

[Watson]

Today I learned that someone got 14 out of 40 on our contracts exam. I suspect I may be that person.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

The meaning of this thread is lost on me. I really want to close it, yet I'm not exactly sure why I should.

 

[ComicChick]

The meaning of this thread is lost on me. I really want to close it, yet I'm not exactly sure why I should.

it's about the trivial, mundane and horrible moments in our daily life

are you familiar with these sites?
F My Life? (FML)
Texts from last night (TFLN)
My Life is Average (MLiA)?

 

[knowsbleed]

Why do you want to close it? It doesn't violate any Hype rules, it is not spammed, people are participating and it could flourish if people want it to. If you go to FML.com or MLIA.com and read a few posts... you'll get the gist. This is our version of it.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Why do you want to close it? It doesn't violate any Hype rules, it is not spammed, people are participating and it could flourish if people want it to. If you go to FML.com or MLIA.com and read a few posts... you'll get the gist. This is our version of it.

I. Was. Kidding.

Perhaps I should've injected more emoticons. Um...here:

t:

 

[ComicChick]

nosebleed's feelings got caught for a second i think...

 

[knowsbleed]

Today on the Hype... I took a moderator too seriously. He was kidding, but knowing that the internet is serious business, I responded to let him know that I was right and that he was wrong. Because someone being wrong on the internet when I'm patrolling has to be dealt with. FMHypeLIA

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Wow. Really?

 

[knowsbleed]

nosebleed's feelings got caught for a second i think...

Wow. Really?

You may comment on a post but you MUST post a story of your own following the comment.

 

[Alex The Great]

Time for the first chapter in Alex's fantastically amazing life that is me, Alex The Great......​

Chapter 1: Enough With The Lies​

Today, I had a pain in the ass social class, math sucked as usual, oh and I spent 1.50 on a bag of skittles. Woo

Oh and some girl in my math class is getting on my nerves



Next!
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[Bnightwing]

Today, I woke up and had to go back to school.

 

[CelticPredator]

I am at school now...FML.

 

[knowsbleed]

Today, I woke up and had to go to work. I place where I provide a service to society in exchange for money to pay bills, sustain my life and provide food and shelter myself and others. I wish I had the luxury of saying I was just "in school". FMHypeLIA