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[CelticPredator]

Lol.....fyl.

 

[redmarvel]

it's about the trivial, mundane and horrible moments in our daily life

How about 2 out of 3?

Every once in a while I will attempt to search for something on the net that I know is hard to find. I want to buy an item that your average every day store doesn't carry. Granted it's a little LONGER than normal, but I didn't think it would be that HARD to find. Frankly I want to find a store that sells it near where I live, so I can go and view it prior to purchase, just to be certain it suits me. This time, when I GOOGLED it, I actually found some on E-bay, but when I added "Canada" to the mix, nix. I'm looking for

Spoiler

parfait spoons. Those are really long handled tea spoons, perfect for tall glasses and mugs

for when you really want to stir things up.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I despise Nancy Grace. I'm watching her show. For the second time today.

 

[ComicChick]

my brother is using my computer for the second time ever. He asked me to make him a facebook the first time and now he's using it to "pick up chicks"

fml

(i'm on my laptop btw)

 

[Alex The Great]

Chapter 2: I Blame You For This​

Damn it. I STILL can't find my binder that's got all my notes and paper in it. ugh. Got a project that I need to do. And that girl is still getting on my nerves

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Today on Hype, I realized Knowsbleed came up with a genius idea, MHLIA(My Hype Life Is Average).

 

[darkseid26]

I just remembered I never started my science fair project for a major grade and I head back to school in one day. FMHLIA

 

[knowsbleed]

I pulled up to a stoplight with my windows down while playing my music fairly loud. I think it was a Lupe Fiasco song playing. This fat Japanese kid was walking on the sidewalk nearby, stopped by my car and looked at me. I looked back and he started nodding his head to the beat but with this serious face... as if he saying to me with his eyes, "We're there maaan... we're there". For some inexplicable reason, I also started to nod my head to the beat. The light turned green and I drove on. I think I just met a mutant. FMHLIA

 

[Eggyman]

About an hour ago and I'm sat in my box of an office. The gay guy (I call him gay letch) who works near me was looking at my arse. He does it all the time. I pulled my shirt up and rubbed nipple and licked my lips, making him blush and turn away. I'll wear my tight jeans tomorrow. FMHLIA

 

[The Original Bamfer]

About an hour ago and I'm sat in my box of an office. The gay guy (I call him gay letch) who works near me was looking at my arse. He does it all the time. I pulled my shirt up and rubbed nipple and licked my lips, making him blush and turn away. I'll wear my tight jeans tomorrow. FMHLIA

Hahaha.

Today I had an unannounced staring contest with a stranger. I lost. The guy continued to not blink. I started getting creeped out and told him the game was over.

Then he told me he was blind.

This story never actually happened. I just created it so I could post a response to Eggy. FMHLIA.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Today I went outside to get the news paper for my mom and upon doing so, I realized it was at the end of the drive way and not in the mailbox like we had asked them to do. So, I went back inside, got on some snow boots and a heavy jacket and grabbed it. FMHILA.

 

[Bnightwing]

Hahaha.

Today I had an unannounced staring contest with a stranger. I lost. The guy continued to not blink. I started getting creeped out and told him the game was over.

Then he told me he was blind.

This story never actually happened. I just created it so I could post a response to Eggy. FMHLIA.

That's awesome

 

[Alex The Great]

Crap, I missed Yesterdays!

Chapter 3: Morg Did It​

I had a ***** of a math test, I think a part of me died inside ​

Chapter 4: Just Roll Over And Die​

Well, my love life sucks, as usual. I blame Julien. Jerk. Anyways, A friend of mine is a Leafs Fan. ****'s gonna hit the fan ​

 

[Paroxysm]

Hacking butts while helping Steve rearrange his bedroom.

 

[Eggyman]

We all went for drinks after work last night and drank manbeer. It was a very strange and twisted night on the lash. Now I'm back in work and still feel drunk and my boss has his peepers on me.

Didn't wear my tight jeans today.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I ate a lot of chocolate today...

...I'm allergic to chocolate.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I ate a lot of chocolate today...

...I'm allergic to chocolate.

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[Alex The Great]

Chapter 5: What The Hell Happened?​

Well, Basketball tournemnet today for my high school. The Girls won 47-41. So it was a good game. The guys however, lost 72-34 . Why? The other team was a dirty bunch of ****ers. One of our guys fell, and one of their guys ran up and kicked him. 2 team members were ejected from the game and we still lost! ​

 

[redmarvel]

Chapter 2:

At work today my boss calls me on the phone. He says "You go to lunch soon, don't you"?

Me: "Yes, in about 2 minutes"

Him: "Ok, see me after lunch"

45 minutes later I walk into his office and

Spoiler

he can't remember why he wanted to see me!!! I think he just wanted an excuse to watch me saunter in and out again

 

[Alex The Great]

Chapter 6: What The Flying ****?​

Damn it, Homework all weekend and I probably won't even finish it. leh sigh. gonna be long night tonight. And also, DAMN COWBOYS!

 

[Johnny Drama]

Today I had stuffed crust Pizza from Pizza Hut. I contemplated eating it crust first, but decided it wouldn't be prudent.

MLIA.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Today I tried to eat the left over rice from Chinese last night, not knowing what to do I decided just to microwave it, I took a bit and it was gross. Made a cheeseburger after.

MILA.

 

[Eggyman]

Just had a conversation with my girlfriend's gay housemate about indented poop because I was gentleman enough to offer to push his stool in... was told off by girlfriend... then my plan came together: made up with girlfriend.

I love Sunday mornings.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Just had a conversation with my girlfriend's gay housemate about indented poop because I was gentleman enough to offer to push his stool in... was told off by girlfriend... then my plan came together: made up with girlfriend.

I love Sunday mornings.

Wow