For $1 million what would you do?

[jasonx]

1. run 40 miles
2. swim with the sharks
3. jump out of the 4th floor of a building
4. get hit by a car going 25 mph

 

[black_dust]

id do all that for free you *****

 

[deemar325]

bump

 

[comanche_joe]

ive done 2 of em already and i had to pay for them

 

[deemar325]

I'd walk around naked for a day.

 

[Manic]

run 40 miles
I can't do that. I have enough trouble with 1 mile.

swim with the sharks
Can't spend the money if I'm dead. And if I swam with sharks, I'd probably be too stupid to do anything worthwhile with my money.

jump out of the 4th floor of a building
But then I'd have to spend a lot of money on medical bills and hiring a driver to haul my paraplegic ass everywhere. That'll eat away at the $1 million in the long run.

get hit by a car going 25 mph
See previous answer.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Is this like answer the following options? or post your own?

I dunno. I once offered 5 dollars to taste my own feces, so everythings game for alot less. I'm a ****e for other people's amusement. I can honestly say there isn't anything I would for 1 million that I wouldn't do for alot less (that's legal.. no killing, stealings game tho)

 

[deemar325]

Damn!

 

[Ongie]

I would ******e George Lucas.

 

[user123456789]

run 40 miles
I can't do that. I have enough trouble with 1 mile.

get in shape you fatty

 

[DOG LIPS]

id do all that for free you *****

 

[Master Chief]

1. run 40 miles
2. swim with the sharks
3. jump out of the 4th floor of a building
4. get hit by a car going 25 mph

Off your list:

1) Don't think I'm physically capable.
2) Hahah. No.
3) Already did that once, for twenty bucks. Really I think it was five floors since I landed around the basement sort of, in bushes.
4) Sure, why not.

Anyway. I don't know what I'd do for a million dollars. But I know I'd do anything for a Klondike bar.

 

[moop501]

I dunno.I guess I'd eat a grape for $1 million bucks.

 

[Ongie]

I would beat the living crap out of Barbara Walters... then urinate on her face.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

 

[Ongie]

I'd give a morbidly obese, socially awkward 9th grade boy a Cleveland steamer.

 

[user123456789]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

can i watch?

 

[DOG LIPS]

can i watch?

Yes. For $5.

 

[Manic]

get in shape you fatty

NEVER!

 

[user123456789]

Yes. For $5.

anyone wanna lend me $5?

 

[moop501]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

What if it was Harry Knowles? Eh?

Big ol' freckly **** with large pepperoni-sized nipples,and a few strands of ginger-colored body hair?

 

[Master Chief]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

What about a dead fat guy's boobies?

 

[DOG LIPS]

What if it was Harry Knowles? Eh?

Big ol' freckly **** with large pepperoni-sized nipples,and a few strands of ginger-colored body hair?

I don't discriminate when I'm broke.

 

[DOG LIPS]

What about a dead fat guy's boobies?

I don't discriminate when I'm broke.

 

[Ongie]

I'd toss Harry Knowles' salad for a million!