Foreign Site News

[Idiotic Idiot06]

This thread will be available to post all news written on foreign websites. Mainly because I noticed something wierd on a German one. I was searching through foreign sites to find stuff out about spiderman and I noticed something a little wierd.

Schauspieler: Tobey Maguire (Peter Parker/Spider-Man), Kirsten Dunst (Mary Jane Watson), James Franco (Harry Osborn), Thomas Haden Church (Flint Marko/Sandman), Topher Grace (Eddie Brock), Bryce Dallas Howard (Mrs. Marko), Bill Nunn (Joseph Robertson), Tanya Sinovec (Jazz Club Waitress), Dawn Marie Anderson (Nurse), Robert N. Anderson (Lab Technician), Terrell Anthony (Lab Technician), Elizabeth Banks (Betty Brant), Jodi Benker (Woman in Nightclub), Wilson Better (Chess Bully)

http://www.filmstarts.de/kritiken/Spider-Man%203.html

Now, I have no idea what Schauspieler means, although I'm guessing it's 'Cast,' but why is Bryce Dallas Howard slated to play Mrs. Marko? German confusion, or...well I don't know what else it could be. POST FOREIGN NEWS MM.

Edit: Also, after using an online traslator I learned that James Franco's last name, 'Franco' means 'prepaid' in dutch. Hmm kinda wierd name there...OR MAYBE SAM RAIMI AND JAMES FRANCO MADE A SCHEEMMMMEEE of prepaying him before the movie ahhh.

Edit...: Oh and Dunst means 'more liquid.' huh?

 

[TrailerCues]

Good god this is what this place has turned to for news ?

 

[Idiotic Idiot06]

I'm sorry, I just found the most hilarious description on an Italian web site and I had to post it.

Terzo e conlusivo episodio della saga cinematografica dedicata al celebre fumetto Marvel. Al cast si unisce Thomas Haden Church nel ruolo del malvagio Lizard.

Source: http://www.mymovies.it/dizionario/recensione.asp?id=357

Now this is what I got after translating it on an online translator...

Third and conclusive episode of the film saga dedicated to the famous balloon Marvel. To the cast it is united Thomas Haden Church in the role of the wicked Lizard.

Hmmmm lets see how many facts they got wrong in those two little sentences...why yes Italy, Marvel is quite a famous balloon.

 

[BxB402]

Well it is obvious from just that little bit that site is completely ******ed. THC as Lizard? I mean COME ON! thats like soemone saying Tobey Maguire is going to play Mysterio

 

[PalmerTheThing]

No its just like saying that kirsten Dunst is a good MJ.

 

[BxB402]

No its just like saying that kirsten Dunst is a good MJ.

Well on the subject of MaryJane and Kirsten Dunst..........I'D SMOKE DAT ASS! Word up.

 

[batman7289]

good find

 

[paulyfknt90]

I'm sorry, I just found the most hilarious description on an Italian web site and I had to post it.



Source: http://www.mymovies.it/dizionario/recensione.asp?id=357

Now this is what I got after translating it on an online translator...



Hmmmm lets see how many facts they got wrong in those two little sentences...why yes Italy, Marvel is quite a famous balloon.

actualy thats not what the italian news says at all, i know italian nd thi is what it realy says

Third and conlusive episode of the saga cinematographic (movie) dedicated to celebrate the Marvel comic. To the cast Thomas Haden Church in the role of sandman and something about the Lizard has joind.

 

[Idiotic Idiot06]

actualy thats not what the italian news says at all, i know italian nd thi is what it realy says

Third and conlusive episode of the saga cinematographic (movie) dedicated to celebrate the Marvel comic. To the cast Thomas Haden Church in the role of sandman and something about the Lizard has joind.

Aww, now why'd you have to ruin my fun.

 

[Christian]

I'm sorry, I just found the most hilarious description on an Italian web site and I had to post it.



Source: http://www.mymovies.it/dizionario/recensione.asp?id=357

Now this is what I got after translating it on an online translator...



Hmmmm lets see how many facts they got wrong in those two little sentences...why yes Italy, Marvel is quite a famous balloon.

lmFao!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Svenhorn83]

Now, I have no idea what Schauspieler means

It means actors !

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Cool thanks. I was wondering also what it ment.

 

[Alonsovich]

This thread will be available to post all news written on foreign websites. Mainly because I noticed something wierd on a German one. I was searching through foreign sites to find stuff out about spiderman and I noticed something a little wierd.



http://www.filmstarts.de/kritiken/Spider-Man%203.html

Now, I have no idea what Schauspieler means, although I'm guessing it's 'Cast,' but why is Bryce Dallas Howard slated to play Mrs. Marko? German confusion, or...well I don't know what else it could be. POST FOREIGN NEWS MM.

Edit: Also, after using an online traslator I learned that James Franco's last name, 'Franco' means 'prepaid' in dutch. Hmm kinda wierd name there...OR MAYBE SAM RAIMI AND JAMES FRANCO MADE A SCHEEMMMMEEE of prepaying him before the movie ahhh.

Edit...: Oh and Dunst means 'more liquid.' huh?

Technically Schauspieler means Actors...

EDIT: Didn't see I was late...

 

[Fran]

Those crazy foreigners!

 

[Jack & Daniel]

I'm sorry, I just found the most hilarious description on an Italian web site and I had to post it.



Source: http://www.mymovies.it/dizionario/recensione.asp?id=357

Now this is what I got after translating it on an online translator...



Hmmmm lets see how many facts they got wrong in those two little sentences...why yes Italy, Marvel is quite a famous balloon.

Well, I'm Italian. The sentence " Al cast si unisce Thomas Haden Church nel ruolo del malvagio Lizard." means that Thomas Haden Church will play Lizard. Of course that's a bad mistake, but "mymovies" is not a trustful source

 

[Idiotic Idiot06]

"Человек-паук 3" /Spider-Man 3/ (2007)


Жанр: Боевик / Приключения / Сказка / Триллер / Фантастика

Режиссёр: Сэм Рэйми
В ролях: Тоби Магуайр, Кирстен Данст, Джеймс Франко, Брайс Даллас Хауард, Томас Хэйден Черч, Тофер Грэйс, Тереза Расселл, Джеймс Кромуэлл, Элизабет Бэнкс, Дилан Бэйкер, Билл Нанн, Пол Террелл, Дэниэл Гиллис, Дж.К. Симмонс, Тед Рэйми

Как долго человек может сражаться с тьмой, пока не обнаружит её внутри себя?
Питеру Паркеру, обладающему сверхспособностями Человека-паука, придётся вступить в схватку с новыми противниками — Песочным Человеком, Черной Смертью и скрывающимся под маской Зелёного Гоблина своим заклятым врагом Гарри Осборном. Но главным врагом Человека-паука на этот раз станет... сам Человек-паук.

Since I speak Russian I will loosely translate this...

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Genre: Thriller, Adventure, Fantasy

Director: Sam Raimi
In cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Bryce Dallas Howard, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Theresa Russell, James Cromwell, Elizabeth Banks, Dylan Baker, Bill Nunn, Paul Terrell, Daniel Gillies, J.K. Simmons, Ted Raimi

How long can a person battle darkness, before he finds it in himself?
Peter Parker, possessing superpowers of Spider-Man, will need to battle with new villains - Sand-Man, Black Death (Venom) and hiding under the mask of the Green Goblin his enemy Harry Osborn. But this time, Spider-Man's greatest villain is...himself, Spider-Man.

The only thing that intrigues me here is that under the cast list they listed Paul Terrell (who, in IMDB, is listed to play a Lab Technician) even before J.K. Simmons. Now everything else on this site seems to be about right, so is Paul Terrell playing a bigger role than we think?

By the way, I only listed 3 genres instead of the 5, because 2 of those were the exact same things as the others.

 

[Avangarde]

Since I speak Russian I will loosely translate this...



The only thing that intrigues me here is that under the cast list they listed Paul Terrell (who, in IMDB, is listed to play a Lab Technician) even before J.K. Simmons. Now everything else on this site seems to be about right, so is Paul Terrell playing a bigger role than we think?

By the way, I only listed 3 genres instead of the 5, because 2 of those were the exact same things as the others.

Well now that is interesting. There's the "spiderman 4th villan is himself" thing again.

 

[Jack & Daniel]

The only thing that intrigues me here is that under the cast list they listed Paul Terrell (who, in IMDB, is listed to play a Lab Technician) even before J.K. Simmons.

maybe it is just a mistake, or maybe he's going to play black panther

 

[SpideyLad]

Chess Bully...........What the hell?

 

[Idiotic Idiot06]

Is this a new poster? I found it on the following Russian website...

http://www.kinocentr.com.ua/films/posters.php?id=spiderman3

Here is the poster, I haven't never seen it before; it may be fake but doesn't look it, although it does look a bit rough.

 

[Fran]

Is this a new poster? I found it on the following Russian website...

http://www.kinocentr.com.ua/films/posters.php?id=spiderman3

Here is the poster, I haven't never seen it before; it may be fake but doesn't look it, although it does look a bit rough.

I don't think it's really an official poster (the Black Spidey and red/black teaser posters are official), but it is legit art from Sony. It was from a convention, I can't remember which one, though.

 

[Fran]

The only thing that intrigues me here is that under the cast list they listed Paul Terrell (who, in IMDB, is listed to play a Lab Technician) even before J.K. Simmons. Now everything else on this site seems to be about right, so is Paul Terrell playing a bigger role than we think?

By the way, I only listed 3 genres instead of the 5, because 2 of those were the exact same things as the others.

Oh, boy...

I feel an "Official Paul Terrell Thread" coming...

 

[Idiotic Idiot06]

Oh, boy...

I feel an "Official Paul Terrell Thread" coming...

Haha no, no I'm sure it was a mistake I'm not gonna bother to think he has a major role.

Edit: Here's another wierd poster I've never seen before on the russian wikipedia, or at least what looks like wikipedia.
http://kino.skripov.com/index.php/Человек-Паук_3



This one looks a bit darker, although with the red and blue spidey, and it also looks less rough.

 

[lizard855]

Wow forien people stink at moive news

 

[Fran]

Haha no, no I'm sure it was a mistake I'm not gonna bother to think he has a major role.

Edit: Here's another wierd poster I've never seen before on the russian wikipedia, or at least what looks like wikipedia.
http://kino.skripov.com/index.php/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BA-%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%BA_3



This one looks a bit darker, although with the red and blue spidey, and it also looks less rough.

It is a FAKE.

Buuuuut, wait...

ZOMG I SEE VENOM IN TEH EYE!!1!