Full New G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra Trailer Coming Friday

[terry78]

The only thing that I noticed when I saw this trailer on the big screen that I didn't spot when I watched in on my computer was that up close, Sienna Miller's face looks like it's been rubbed raw with sandpaper. Other than that, still looks like obvious CGI, probable bad acting, heavyhanded dialogue, Batman-meets-Iron Man costume designs, blah blah blah.

This movie will suck.

But you'll see it, either on bootleg or in the theatre somehow. As we all will. It's G.I. Joe, the name alone will pique our curiosity as to how Sommers did.

 

[DACrowe]

I saw the trailer again with Star Trek this weekend for the first time on the big screen. I kept thinking, "Man, they already have a sequel to Dragonball already? I thought two remakes of Van Damme's Street Fighter this year was enough."

Pass.

 

[Golgo-13]

The only reason i would go and see this is for Sienna Miller as Baroness.

 

[Jackasscoley15]

Man, this trailer looks even worse in the theater if you watch it right after the Transformers 2 trailer. And is it just me, or does that Tatum guy have the blankest face in film history? "I want in. " Everyone in the theater lol'd at that part.

 

[The Guard]

What about this even resembles DRAGONBALL or STREET FIGHTER?

 

[xwolverine2]

It is in comic books.

....ok?


lol

 

[bunk]

What about this even resembles DRAGONBALL or STREET FIGHTER?

There are people in it.

 

[FCEEVIPER]

The only reason i would go and see this is for Sienna Miller as Baroness.

Roger that.

 

[That-Guy]

But you'll see it, either on bootleg or in the theatre somehow. As we all will. It's G.I. Joe, the name alone will pique our curiosity as to how Sommers did.

Yeah, but I'm definitely not wasting my money in the theater. I'll certainly rent it on Netflix for a laugh, though.

 

[That-Guy]

Man, this trailer looks even worse in the theater if you watch it right after the Transformers 2 trailer. And is it just me, or does that Tatum guy have the blankest face in film history? "I want in. " Everyone in the theater lol'd at that part.

Agreed, he is so lifeless it's like watching a corpse land major acting roles. But I think he may be evenly matched with that Rachel Nichols chick who plays Scarlet. I don't remember what her line is in the trailer... "EJECT!" or something, but whatever it was, it sounded so acted that I couldn't believe they put it in there.

Wasn't she the green-skinned babe in Star Trek? If so, then thank God they only used her for five minutes of eye candy. Otherwise her acting might have ruined the movie.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Agreed, he is so lifeless it's like watching a corpse land major acting roles. But I think he may be evenly matched with that Rachel Nichols chick who plays Scarlet. I don't remember what her line is in the trailer... "EJECT!" or something, but whatever it was, it sounded so acted that I couldn't believe they put it in there.

Rachel Nichols is HOT.

Wasn't she the green-skinned babe in Star Trek? If so, then thank God they only used her for five minutes of eye candy. Otherwise her acting might have ruined the movie.

Hmmm. I think I found a reason to watch Star Trek.

 

[That-Guy]

Haha, I never said she wasn't hot. And yeah, in Star Trek, you see her in her undies painted green.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Haha, I never said she wasn't hot.

That was my argument for her bad acting.

And yeah, in Star Trek, you see her in her undies painted green.

Ticket sold!

 

[Balthus Dire]

I'm all for the GI-Joe hate, but you can't seriously tell me you think Rachel Nichols is going to be "ZOMG TEH HORRIBLE!!!" in this movie because of one line read from a freakin trailer.

 

[That-Guy]

No, I think Rachel Nichols is going to be horrible because I sat through P2.

 

[echostation]

bunk, your reply to the guard made me LOL and cough on my coffee man hahahahaha, sorry i don't care if anyone else doesn't find it funny but it was hilarious....

 

[Darkness Falls]

saw the trailer.... colour me unimpressed

snake eyes looks cool though

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Watching the trailer.... even the Homosexual community would call it gay...
That's how bad it is...

 

[Darkness Falls]

lol sums it up nicely, it was bad

 

[BigCityBoy]

Watching the trailer.... even the Homosexual community would call it gay...
That's how bad it is...

Lol, I think that would be kinda harsh. Maybe because I'm just not a big G.I. Joe fan but even though this movie doesn't seem as faithful to the cartoon/comics it still looks entertaining in a beer and pizza kind of way.

 

[Heretic]

Lol, I think that would be kinda harsh. Maybe because I'm just not a big G.I. Joe fan but even though this movie doesn't seem as faithful to the cartoon/comics it still looks entertaining in a beer and pizza kind of way.

Planning on sneaking beer into the theater???? That may be the only way to enjoy this crap.

 

[Ash Talon]

I'm trying to hold out hope. I'm not a Sommers fan by any means. The only movie of his I like is Deep Rising, which is cheesy fun.

Yeah, this doesn't look like GI Joe from when I was a kid. But I'm willing to give it a chance. I'm not sure if it has as much a chance at the box office as Transformers did. TF was showing something most people hadn't seen in live action yet: big robots. GI Joe doesn't have that uniqueness, in regards to basic elements.

I also don't think they're adverstising this properly. It should be centering on the characters. How about telling us the character name and giving us a snippet of each of those iconic characters? For instance, go throw the Joe roll call. Duke...show us a Duke moment or two. Snake-Eyes....show us a SE moment or two. Scarlett....etc etc. Instead, it's just semi-random action. They need to make people connect the images to the established brand which the trailers haven't done.

It could go either way though. The TF2 trailer hasn't gotten very good reaction at the theaters I've been to. It was actually hissed at one screening. After this year's terrible Wolverine and Terminator movies , GI Joe actually might not be the worst movie of the summer.

 

[FCEEVIPER]

Any word on a newer trailer for this piece of shiet?

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Considering the critical response for TS....
This film should get 0% on RT by comparison...

Stupid Sommers

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Considering the critical response for TS....
This film should get 0% on RT by comparison...

Stupid Sommers