Funniest Lines of X3?

[wiegeabo]

I caught it was his voice. I was hoping he'd have a shot in the movie when I heard it.

 

[Savage]

Im surprised nobody hasnt mention this, But there is the scene that shows the soldiers arming themselfs and you hear the voice of R Lee Ermey, The guy who played the drill sargant from Full Medal Jacket, I dont remember all the lines he said, But from what I remember he said something like, Get your plastic weapons maggot!

Yeah that was pretty funny. That cameo came out of nowhere.

 

[Sub-Zero]

You forgot "Yeah, save it".
The look on Nightcrawler's face was hilarious and still makes me laugh to this day, whenever I see that scene.

that's got nothing on x-men where wolverine says "you're a d---." to cyke. that was the best line ever!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Professor X: Actually, Storm, i was hoping you'd take my place one day

Wolverine: I'm the only one who can save her

Wolverine: I love you

And any line spoken by Halle Berry....

hahaha. that's harsh but freakin' funny.

 

[deifiedenigma]

"I'm the Juggernaut, b!*ch"

... and I will tell why. Someone dub over some X-men cartoons with some funny stuff which was on the net for some time now. Follow ---> http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_juggernaut_*****.html insert the B word where the stars are, copy and paste.


The following is Juggernaut caring for Charles(sound on PC up) ---> http://wtfc.ytmnd.com/

 

[Toad88]

I liked
Don't you know who I am, I'm the Juggernaut *****

Keep it up, I'll spray you in the face *****

I laughed so hard

 

[PhoenixRisen]

Not really funny, but ironic I guess, when Magneto says, "Never again shall I let a needle touch my skin" about his tattoo, but then Beast gets him in the end with a handful of needles.

 

[Savage]

Not really funny, but ironic I guess, when Magneto says, "Never again shall I let a needle touch my skin" about his tattoo, but then Beast gets him in the end with a handful of needles.

LMAO! Holy s**t! I never thought about that.

 

[josh8]

my audience had fun with the humor. they seemed to be enjoying themselves and werent at all snooty about the little bit of cheese.

anyways, one more to add. this isnt a line, but my theater thought it was funny when logan flicked away that rock that floated towards him at alkali lake.

it was just one of those things that are funny for no reason. like in x1 when those two stupid security guards are hanging out on the boat and one goes "sounds like a storm's coming."

 

[Spidey 2007]

Xavier: "LET MEEEE IIIIN...."

 

[Proteus-X312]

You didn't go to the Center Cinema's 4:10pm showing in Theater 4 in Edmonton did you?

Cause the same thing happened to me.

No it was AMC theatre in Times Square Manhattan.

 

[Proteus-X312]

Another funny scene(not a line) was when Multiple Man came out of the cell.Mystique walked by and he was checking her out.The expression on his face was classic.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

I also liked Juggernaut to Magneto;

"Can you get me out of here? I gotta pee!"

 

[Gamma Ray]

The funniest line wasn't even original. They stole it from that fan made spoof thing.

 

[phoenix_force]

I also liked Juggernaut to Magneto;

"Can you get me out of here? I gotta pee!"

that was really funny everyone laughed at that

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

'grow those back"

 

[Sunstar]

"Director - Brett Ratner" and "screen play Simon Kinsberg and Zak Penn".

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Savage]

The funniest line wasn't even original. They stole it from that fan made spoof thing.

Actually, they put that in because of the demand for it. A lot of us were joking around about them putting it in the movie and even said "They HAVE to put that line in the movie!" and lo and behold. They did the same thing with Snakes on a Plane. They did reshoots to have Sam Jackson actually say "There are motherf**kin' snakes on this motherf**kin' plane!"...For that line alone I'm catching a matinee.

 

[liamoversion2]

I thought all the lines in this movie were hilarious.

 

[wolviechickie]

Im surprised nobody hasnt mention this, But there is the scene that shows the soldiers arming themselfs and you hear the voice of R Lee Ermey, The guy who played the drill sargant from Full Medal Jacket, I dont remember all the lines he said, But from what I remember he said something like, Get your plastic weapons maggot!

YES...I couldnt believe it was him...I laughed so hard...

I wonder how they got him

 

[Phoenix342]

I really liked when kitty called jugs a ****head i thought it was really funny that this lil girl was standing up to him like that

 

[Proteus-X312]

Many in the theatre thought it was funny when Bobby and Rogue phased through the ground before the final battle.When they came back to the surface Bobby looked liked he was going to blow chunks and he said "Please don't do that again".It was also funny because it looked like he had no neck.

 

[Katsuro]

The funniest line wasn't even original. They stole it from that fan made spoof thing.

That's what made the line so great. I was hoping he'd say it, but never realistically thought it would happen. When it did, I was in utter disbelief at the sheer awesomeness of it. It's just like Sam's line in Snakes on Plane. Fans wanted that line in, so they put it in. I respect them for that.