Funniest story I've heard for a while....

[Cyrusbales]

>Tom<- says:
i electricuted myself with a toaster yesterday
Cyrus (www.cyrusbalesfilms.co.uk) says:
lol go on?
->Tom<- says:
i wanted 2 see how long it took the metal things to heat up....i was bored and was looking for anything to get out of work.....so i put my hand in and put it on
->Tom<- says:
never occured to me that i was grounding the bloody thing

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hot damn. If thats true, thats better than the one I overheard on the bus yesterday:

Thick**** 1 "I went to that 80's bar the other night."
Thick**** 2 "What was it like?"
Thick**** 3 "Lame. They like, only play 80's music. What kind of place does that?!"

 

[Cyrusbales]

lol, it's true, my mate in southapton is tom, cracked me up, laughed for ten mins straight

 

[Kyalesyin]

I'd have laughed. Its a wonder he didn't do himself some damage. It hurts enough when I poke the bread with a knife when it won't come out and get a jolt for my trouble.

 

[Cyrusbales]

he has burns on his hands, and he doesn't like toast anymore....

 

[Kyalesyin]

Owch. I wonder how bad it smelled when he started to singe...

 

[SLVRSR4]

i remember my brother and i thought grilled cheese was made in the toaster! we were 7 and it was a new toaster!