Go Girl, Its.... Whaaaa!!?

[The Guard]

So this is for...pre-op?

 

[Kane52630]

What did you do to piss her off?

*rimshot*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What did you do to piss her off?

Bah dum tsch!

 

[terry78]

What did you do to piss her off?

Har har, you're a regular Ellen DeGeneres.

 

[Mee]

"I live in the woods."

So you wipe yourself with a mother****ing poison oak leaf too?

And she likes to pee.


Who likes to pee?


Besides R. Kelly.



OOOOOOH

 

[Gmanofsteel]

This whole thread is nonstop stand-up comedy

 

[Tsunulia]

This whole thread is nonstop stand-up comedy

I see what you did thar

 

[Spider-Fan]

Considering last New Year's Eve when that chick took a piss in front of my car, this may not be such a bad idea. At least it's not squirting all over.

Sounds like she was all over the place!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hey Spider-Fan, you could use one of these, huh?

 

[Star]

I just wear Depends

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yet another reason why our marriage works.

 

[Star]

That's the ONLY reason our marriage works

 

[CrashNburn]

That's the ONLY reason our marriage works

ohh ****!!...you're married?!!

i better change my signature then!

that product is ******ed! so when are girls gonna start growing a cock'n'balls? ugh....this whole equal rights thing is going TOO far....and who LIKES to pee?

 

[DBella]

Yet another reason why our marriage works.

That's the ONLY reason our marriage works

Why weren't I invited? I could've given you this... thingy that this thread's about, as a wedding present.

 

[DorkyFresh]

i saw something like this in a Tank Girl comic a long while back. her kangaroo boyfriend gave her a 'Go Girl' except it was metal and she said something like 'COOL!!! i've always wanted to write in the snow!!!'

 

[knowsbleed]

Why weren't I invited? I could've given you this... thingy that this thread's about, as a wedding present.

I already bought one for Sarge... he told me, "COOL!!! I've always wanted write in the snow!!!"

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I already bought one for Sarge... he told me, "COOL!!! I've always wanted write in the snow!!!"

It's a really good pencil.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

That's the ONLY reason our marriage works

What about our shared passion for sexually assaulting hot celebrities?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Why weren't I invited? I could've given you this... thingy that this thread's about, as a wedding present.

Well the only people we "invited" (translation: kidnapped) were Karen O and Alice Glass. Both of whom we tag teamed after the wedding.

 

[CrashNburn]

why wasnt i invited to the big wedding orgy

 

[Eggyman]

It's time for you women to take a stand. No more squatting when caught short. No more dirty, strange toilet seats. Now you too can write your name on a wall or see who can shoot the furthest.

http://www.go-girl.com/

 

[Erzengel]

We have so few things in this World.

Why take this away from us? Why?

 

[Eggyman]

Don't worry. I bet we'll still be able to get it further up the wall and we won't need a FUD (Female Urination Device). This may also balance the 'who left the seat up' argument.

 

[Harls]

"Sometimes called a FUD"

Hahaha, oh man, all I can think of now is Elmer Fudd xD

 

[Mee]

All people, united as one, equality for every race and gender. Everyone together... standing to pee.

*national anthem*