Jochimus
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I think Godzilla '98 deserved better, all right...better treatment, that is.
If we had gotten a bada$$ giant reptile that reduced half of a major city to ruin, I could have easily overlooked the Dick Tracy jawline, the lack of fire breath, the plot points stolen from Jurassic Park or even the bizarre compulsion to include half the Simpsons voice cast. What disappointed me was that we got a generic big lizard that ran away from helicopters. If anything, the fact that it had babies should have been reason for it to reduce the Army to pulp. It didn't need a second monster for the lizard to fight, and I couldn't care less whether they used guys in suits or not. I'm not a purist by any means, but if you're gonna call the creature Godzilla, it better damn well ACT like Godzilla.
There's a line from Mayor Ebert in the picture sums up best why this movie sputtered, IMO: "You've caused more damage than that ******* thing did!" People paid to see this movie for the same reason they paid to see ID4: to sit back and see buildings get blown to smithereens by some giant CGI menace. All they got was the CGI menace.
If we had gotten a bada$$ giant reptile that reduced half of a major city to ruin, I could have easily overlooked the Dick Tracy jawline, the lack of fire breath, the plot points stolen from Jurassic Park or even the bizarre compulsion to include half the Simpsons voice cast. What disappointed me was that we got a generic big lizard that ran away from helicopters. If anything, the fact that it had babies should have been reason for it to reduce the Army to pulp. It didn't need a second monster for the lizard to fight, and I couldn't care less whether they used guys in suits or not. I'm not a purist by any means, but if you're gonna call the creature Godzilla, it better damn well ACT like Godzilla.
There's a line from Mayor Ebert in the picture sums up best why this movie sputtered, IMO: "You've caused more damage than that ******* thing did!" People paid to see this movie for the same reason they paid to see ID4: to sit back and see buildings get blown to smithereens by some giant CGI menace. All they got was the CGI menace.