Happiest Movie Endings

Immortalfire said:
I remembered one of my faves, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

oh no..... Then you haven't seen the untold story of what TRULEY happend afterwards.....
.......well you see they flew the great glass elevator to charlies house, but wonka felt like he just had to crash though the roof......and was that!! a mistake!.......oooh what a mistake on wonkas part....becasue you see as they went through the roof they landed right on top of the bed smashing and killing charles other grandpa and two grandmas.....what a mess,broken glass was sticking through their dead corpes and wonka stood their giggling....the blood and gore continued to explode everywhere...and covered charles mom with blood, and as it dripped off charles mom....she grabed the cabadge Knife and ran over and stabbed wonka repeativly to death....later the cops came and arrested charles mom, and was sentenced death by electric chair.....
seconds later grandpa had a heart attack and charlie went insane and ruled ov er the chocolate factory turning the oompa loompas in the killing savaging beasts that he sent to run around the town wracking havoc and to bring doom!!


this ending of the movie was cut out becasue the studio wanted it to be a PG flick
 
LexCorp said:
I was going to say the Lord of the Rings ROTK. But you Spadoinkle made note of two films that my memory had forgoten untill I read your post. Napoleon and Bubba way own Lord of the Rings.

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Awesome.......
Jesus Christ.
I think I may have found the funniest thing I've ever seen on Super Hero Hype, and that's saying a lot.
 
If memory serves, that was a SAD ending.

In fact, it's so sad, it depresses me every time I see it.
 
Mr Lex Luthor said:
Batman Begins

Not really a classic happy ending, I mean he doesn't get the girl and half of the inmates from Arkham have escaped.
 
Any underdog movie involving kids and sports, the underdog team ALWAYS win.

Why don't they just have the underdog team lose for once, like in The Bad News Bears?
 
The Truman Show
Equilibrium
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

and how can you people forget the Howard the Duck ending??? Rock n Roll! :D
 
PyroChamber said:
Any underdog movie involving kids and sports, the underdog team ALWAYS win.

Why don't they just have the underdog team lose for once, like in The Bad News Bears?
Like in Friday Night Lights?
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
No, sir. That's depressing as Hell. She's in this colorful land of wonder and magic and then she wakes up in a dusty, barren boring Kansas. :(

That's a very good point.

Carmine Falcone said:
Not really a classic happy ending, I mean he doesn't get the girl and half of the inmates from Arkham have escaped.

Actually, I kinda consider that the beginning, hence the title of the picture. :)

As for other light or otherwise satisfactory endings, here's some of my favorites -

Lloyd and Harry walking away from a busload of half-naked women in Dumb & Dumber (Carrey lobbied with the writers to have the movie end this way, since the writers wanted the boys to climb aboard).

Ferris getting caught by Rooney only for his sister to bail his @$$ out and let the dog finish off the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Young Frankenstein, which is probably the first Frankenstein movie of any kind to actually have a happy ending.

I also liked the end of T3, since it guarantees if they're dumb enough to make a third one involving the same time-travel schtick, then it deserves to be a flop.

On that note, I'm gonna go against the grain and admit I also like the end of BTTF III. I don't f***ing care where the Time Train came from or why Doc built it, it brought the trilogy to a perfect full circle. Period.
 
thealiasman2000 said:
If memory serves, that was a SAD ending.

In fact, it's so sad, it depresses me every time I see it.

You have no idea what I'm talking about, google what I'm posted and be enlightened to one of the wiersted moments of movie history.
 
1-"Trainspotting" is a good ending, because it's the ending most drug addicts strive for: to live a normal, regular life, away from all the evil poison they've been comsuming.

I tell you right now: it doesn't matter if you become a burgeois pig, you are always better WITHOUT DRUGS. All drugs do nothing but f-u-c-k your life.

2-I tell you, Movie205: the ending of "Brazil" is the one we all know and saw. THAT's the ending Terry Gillian (the effin' director) filmed, and THAT'S the ending he wanted for his movie.

The "happy" ending is an aberration by UK censors that couldn't stomach a sad ending in such a powerful, moving movie.

3-I think "Batman Begins" has a good ending, because by introducing The Joker it opens its way for Batman to face the enemies he faced in the previous movies (The Penguin, Catwoman, The Riddler, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy and Bane), thus making this a rtue "remake" of the previous saga.

4-In a sports movie, the main character's team HAS to win. It's a Hollywood by-law.

I mean, remember "The Longest Yard", "Goal!", "Major League", "Kicking and Screaming" and "Dodgeball"?
 
The 40 year old virgin has the happiest ending of any movie ever made. And then you f#ck the plant.
 
I was pretty happy when Weather Man ended, cause I wouldn't have to endure it anymore. Same with Batman & Robin and Hero. Then that feeling wore off because I realized I had just wasted hours of my life I could never have back.:(
 

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