Happy 4th of July!

[bored]

Sure, it only started an hour ago (at least here in the central time zone), but hey, it's Independence Day, and no thread yet! To all my fellow American Hypesters, happy 4th! May you all have fun grilling, chilling, and setting off small, colorful explosives in your driveways!

 

[katie_girl09]

Happy 4th of July, Americans.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

There's a huge black spaceship above my house. What should I do?


Happy 4th, hypsters.

 

[Wiseman]

If I start typing a little slower tomorrow it's cause I accidentally blew one of my hands off lighting fireworks..........happy 4th everyone

 

[CELTICPRED]

Normally I don't eat steak, a burger, AND a brat, but it is the 4th of July. And I'm going to need the energy if I'm going to start blowing crap up.

- Jim Gaffigan.

 

[The Squirrel]

Happy 4th of July!!!!

 

[RKO]

Happy 4th sacs. Go get drunk or something.

 

[Eggyman]

Happy 4th you bunch of yanks. :heart:

 

[RKO]

I want to take this moment to salute the founding fathers for giving us this great country, liberty and independence.

Hooray beer!

 

[Eric Brooks]

Happy 4th

 

[Majic Walrus]

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

 

[Eggyman]

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

I always get chills at that bit

 

[Immortalfire]

Happy Birthday USA!

 

[Sam Fisher]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Happy 4th!

Aliens, if wanting to invade, please consider the fact that Will Smith isn't in fact an ace jet fighter pilot and Jeff Goldbulm actually does say I I I I and stutters a lot. So if you want to attack, we're not going to send them after you to nuke your mother ship. But can you please understand one real thing: We would all rather be at a BBQ.

Thanks,
Corey.

P.S You can take Randy Quaid if you want to though.

 

[Amon]

Happy 4th of July, guys.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I always get chills at that bit

It's one of the best parts and it doesn't include Will Smith's head bobbin'.

 

[The Chairman]

Happy Fourth To Our Country!

 

[terry78]

Today was the day we asserted ourselves from that pesky empire. Though my ancestors probably being in Africa at the time, it doesn't really have any bearing on me.

 

[Wiseman]

Today was the day we asserted ourselves from that pesky empire. Though my ancestors probably being in Africa at the time, it doesn't really have any bearing on me.

oh yeah, about that................sorry

 

[Timstuff]

Today was the day we asserted ourselves from that pesky empire. Though my ancestors probably being in Africa at the time, it doesn't really have any bearing on me.

Actually, the large majroity Americans today bear little to no genetic inheritance to the American revolution (I ought to know, since I'm one of 'em). It's not something that's inherited by ancestry-- it's inherited by living here!

Anyway, Happy Independence Day, my fellow Americans!

 

[mongoose-mania]

Happy Birthday, America.

 

[Cmill216]

 

[batsone]

America= the greatest land anybody ever STOLE

 

[chaseter]

Suck it England.