My Parent's 4th of July

C.F. Kane

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I'm in Paris right now taking a summer course and my brother is working at a boy scout camp as a junior leader. So my parents are alone on the 4th of July.

What follows is a description of the events of the day as described to me by my parents over the phone.

At around noon, my parents decide to grill steaks to celebrate. My dad sets up the grill outside while mom starts setting places at the table. Dad gets out a bag of charcoal that he's had lying under the porch for several months. He opens the bag... and a swarm of bees flies out. I'm not making this up. Apprently they had worked there way in and made a nest or something. So both mom and dad run inside and close all doors and windows, and then bunker down and wait for the bees to go away.

So that's how my parents have spent their July 4th so far.
 
Theyre so making that up as an explanation for not being outside all day and are making love like a bunch of teenagers.
 
Clerk said:
Theyre so making that up as an explanation for not being outside all day and are making love like a bunch of teenagers.

Bowm chicka wow wow.
 
**** bee's

Killer horses, that's scary
 
Carter said:
**** bee's

Killer horses, that's scary

It's the teeth...those big, chomping teeth...
 

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