Have They Gone Too Far?

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I signed up (I guess) to get updates from Amazon on books, specials and such....

Soooooo this morning I open up my email at my work and I get this email titled:
Amazon.ca recommends You: On A Diet : The Owner's Manual for Waist Management and more

At first I laughed.....and then it made me sad.....and then I cried.....
 
lawl ur FAT!

EDIT: Oh, and ugly too.
 
ya see, the thing the man doesnt want us to know is, behind our computer screen, theres a hidden camera, thats why all email spam seems like it is tailor made for us. Big brothers everywhere, man.


WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 
LOL...they called you fat :D
 
They probably guess that statistically, since most Americans are overweight, that the book might appeal to you or someone you know. :p I wouldn't take it personal.
 
I :heart: you.....:dry:

....if you would get your scrotum shocked by a stun gun....

That's mean :csad:

You shouldn't be too offended...I get viagra e-mails daily. That makes me feel bad.
 
I get those too. And I'm a girl.:dry:
 
They probably guess that statistically, since most Americans are overweight, that the book might appeal to you or someone you know. :p I wouldn't take it personal.

Yeah...but I think it's a (potential) best seller so they are trying to push it...just as they are pushing the other dozen books in my inbox.......holly crap-mail Batman.....I have got to sign out of this stupid thing....

That's mean :csad:

You shouldn't be too offended...I get viagra e-mails daily. That makes me feel bad.

It's with love though.....:heart: :csad:

Plus I am not offended but it's just not the usual...."Get Viagra here" email from some unknown source...I was just shocked that it was Amazon sending this crap to people.....
 
It's with love though.....:heart: :csad:

Plus I am not offended but it's just not the usual...."Get Viagra here" email from some unknown source...I was just shocked that it was Amazon sending this crap to people.....

Yeah, that is a bit odd I give you.
 
At least they didn't tell you that you were "old", "ugly" and "fat"

So what do the wife and kids have to say about it? Isn't it a shame how people judge others by how they look... FAT ASS!! :p
 
hahaha ahhhhhhhh............

I've been up since 8am yesterdayy.
must....... sleep...............






but im not gonna :)
 
Keep up posted on the next one :p

Yeah I am just waiting for the email to ask me about my menstruation....:dry: :huh:

hahaha ahhhhhhhh............

I've been up since 8am yesterdayy.
must....... sleep...............

but im not gonna :)

I was once up for nearly 48 hours straight......for many reasons.......but ....that's another story....
 
I signed up (I guess) to get updates from Amazon on books, specials and such....

Soooooo this morning I open up my email at my work and I get this email titled:


At first I laughed.....and then it made me sad.....and then I cried.....

Just wait till they send you the special on anal colonics! :up: :(
 
Maybe you gave them musclesforsupes' address, by mistake.
 
i dont think they have gone too far as far as assuming that we r all overweight but as far as all that other crap...thats just wrong...anal colonics?..wat the hell is that man...and the whole viagra thing..thats an outdated medication...they got that new stuff i forget the actuall name of it but they nicknamed it the weekender...it lasts like 36 hours or something like that..lol..now thats the new ED medication of the world
 
Cialis....i think its good for up to 56 hours or something, but there is also the side effect of having a 4 hour stiffy....they say if that happens, call your Doctor.
 
powder man i am so sorry for your email tragedy... our hearts go to you
 
This thread inspired me to check my Hotmail account which I never use anymore and most of the hundreds of emails in there are spam... but about 100 of them are this:


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Except when you visit Prest1ge Repl1cas, the web’s most comprehensive collection of brand name repl1ca w4tches.
In Prest1ge Repl1cas, any T4g Heuer is available for just over $200.
 

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