Hellos. I'm recruiting a Secretary.

[Kipobe]

See, if I had a secretary, I could have him/her finish this inane conversation for me. Ugh.

 

[Da Docta]

Still not a question.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought Ronny Shade already took the position.

 

[Kipobe]

Probably. I've mostly been reading only my posts.

 

[Clerk]

If you hire this.......

..... then hire me as your secretary's secretary, so I can get spanked by her.

 

[Kipobe]

I will, but I don't see us being efficient. I see us being sexy, but not efficient.

 

[Clerk]

Every office needs eyecandy boobala! Take me for example: I work at a gynecologist office. You think the ladies keep coming back to get their vaginas papped and smeered? No! They come back to see me filing away their insurance claims. Remember nothing says good job like a firm slap on the behind.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

..... then hire me as your secretary's secretary, so I can get spanked by her.

I would like one of these:

Except instead of steel balls, it would be girls spanking eachother.

Of course, I'd also like a girl who you can play with in the same way that you play with these:

And I'd like a large bed like one of these:

 

[Kipobe]

If you work in an office where the women are getting muffin rubs, your slaps on the asses aren't the memorable part.

 

[Clerk]

If you work in an office where the women are getting muffin rubs, your slaps on the asses aren't the memorable part.

Should I upgrade to getting my vagina slapped?

That was uncalled for, none of you needed to know that I'm really Aunt Petuna.

 

[Kipobe]

vag-slap and a tit-pap, I say. Offer it as a package deal.

 

[Clerk]

All I do is file insurance claims. It's such an unsexy job that if I got a job flipping burgers, my Ronald McDonald would take form of the Grimace in my pants.

 

[Kipobe]

Clerk was as much of a secretary as when George from Seinfeld hired that woman, had sex with her, gave her a raise and she started earning more than him.

Need secretary.

 

[Lackey]

Hmm... can Clerk be my secretary?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'll do it. But on one condition.

 

[maxwell's demon]

I would like one of these:

Except instead of steel balls, it would be girls spanking eachother.

Of course, I'd also like a girl who you can play with in the same way that you play with these:

And I'd like a large bed like one of these:

wilhelm often takes his images out of his photobucket account after a month or two. this is very annoying when threads get bumped.

usually it makes me feel like this:

 

[Mee]

wilhelm often takes his images out of his photobucket account after a month or two. this is very annoying when threads get bumped.

usually it makes me feel like this:

You mad.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The posts are usually funnier when the pics are left to imagination though.
I know th^t one is.

 

[Lackey]

Wilhelm is such a tease

 

[Kipobe]

I'll do it. But on one condition.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm not sure yet

 

[Kipobe]

You'd make a great kidnapper.

 

[Fran]

Are you serious about hiring someone to run your online life, Kipobe?

Because, I mean, it's just kinda...

...sad.

 

[maxwell's demon]

The posts are usually funnier when the pics are left to imagination though.
I know th^t one is.

[blackout]that was kind of my point[/spoiler]

Spoiler

[/dontlookinhereitsasecret]

 

[Ronny Shade]

Are you serious about hiring someone to run your online life, Kipobe?

Because, I mean, it's just kinda...

...sad.

No, he wants to charm them into doing it for free