Hellos. I'm recruiting a Secretary.

[Alex The Great]

No you have to thumbtack it to his forehead. That's what I did!

No wonder you didn't get the job....Thumb tack it to your OWN head and then walk over to Kipobe and say ''This is how much pain I will feel wroking for you. I can take it''

 

[Arc-Light]

Kipobe? where do I send My Appilication?

Why am I not surprised by this............

 

[Alex The Great]

Why am I not surprised by this............

 

[fu manchu]

I want to be Kipobes Secretary :****e:

Somehow, Alex, I don't think you'll make a good secretary.

Kipobe? where do I send My Appilication?

No wonder you didn't get the job....Thumb tack it to your OWN head and then walk over to Kipobe and say ''This is how much pain I will feel wroking for you. I can take it''

I believe secretaries should know how to spell.

 

[Alex The Great]

I believe secretaries should know how to spell.

Were not perfect

 

[fu manchu]

That's funny speaking from someone who consider himself "great". Anyways, you should read this:

Furthermore, I'm very demanding and expect near perfection... actually, complete perfection... and I'll never fully appreciate your worth, and possibly call you names.

 

[Alex The Great]

I spank myself to be perfect!

 

[SuperFerret]

I spank myself to be perfect!

Why do I always walk into the thread at these moments?

 

[fu manchu]

 

[chaseter]

I do not die, I only get more powerful.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Speaking of, I will have your coffee and morning secks ready for you when you arrive at the office Mr. Kip

 

[Kipobe]

Were not perfect

"We're not perfect..."

But anyway Alex, this was an era gone. I don't think I need a Secretary here. I can adequately keep up with the three or four threads that fill up my user cp every couple of months.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Is this thead serious?