Hellos. I'm recruiting a Secretary.

[Showtime]

Well. I want to be considered for the secretary position.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Well. I want to be considered for the secretary position.

No you don't.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe you can tell me why my avatar is still not done yet.

 

[Sensi]

I could answer your correspondence but it might sound a bit girlish. The other stuff ... nah.

 

[DBella]

I could certainly use a Secretary. I have DOZENS of PMs and email that needs to be answered. Any volunteers?

 

[Sensi]

I could help you, Bella, but if they ask me any questions I would have to say... hmmmm let me direct you back to Bella.


Now, what would I get out of this?

 

[Showtime]

Maybe you can tell me why my avatar is still not done yet.

You can't have nude pictures of men in your avatar.

 

[Erzengel]

Then they should tell me that.

 

[DBella]

I could help you, Bella, but if they ask me any questions I would have to say... hmmmm let me direct you back to Bella.

Then what's the use of having you for a secretary?

Now, what would I get out of this?

Name your price.

 

[Sensi]

Then what's the use of having you for a secretary?

Well... well ..I am just so damn cute and I am the only offer you got. We will be a team. You will have hundreds of fans and I will give them such gosh darn good answers and wink too

Name your price.

Hmmmmm friendship AND you must answer my pms personally because I don't think I would enjoy talking to myself. t:

 

[Showtime]

Then they should tell me that.

For some reason, they like you to find out for yourself.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ronny you can be my secretary.

First find out what's the status of my avatar I requested.

Whats wrong with your avatar now?

 

[Halcohol]

Oh, NOW he cares.

 

[Ronny Shade]

see I can't be anybody's secretery if they don't tell me what hours to work.

Jeez

 

[Alex The Great]

I want to be Kipobes Secretary :****e:

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Only a complete monkey head will do this

Well you portrayed me as a monkey in that story thread a while ago, where do I drop off my application?

 

[chaseter]

I want to be Kipobes Secretary :****e:

Kipobe is dead

 

[Immortalfire]

Alex you dunce, why did you bump this?

Well you portrayed me as a monkey in that story thread a while ago, where do I drop off my application?

Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys.

 

[Kipobe]

Kipobe is dead

I do not die, I only get more powerful.

 

[Badger]

Freaky.

 

[AndThePickles]

Zombie

 

[Alex The Great]

I do not die, I only get more powerful.

Kipobe? where do I send My Appilication?

 

[Badger]

Kipobe? where do I send My Appilication?

Try harder, then just maybe.

 

[Alex The Great]

In Kipobes Pants?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

No you have to thumbtack it to his forehead. That's what I did!