I refuse to help you on account of I think she's using you, and as your friend I don't think I should support that. Don't be her *****, man. Plus, I don't give a **** about you and I'm not your friend. Instead, I've decided to do something equally helpful. Let's review her competition, shall we? k.
Okay, so this tramp obviously has problems. Apart from her aspiring desire to be a vampire, she also somehow thinks she's pretty enough to be in this contest. On the one hand she has a point, since most of the tripe she's up against couldn't win a prize if all their other talents involved going round the cones with their trainer's assistance, and avoid peeing on the astro turf. She, however still misses the open mark my a mile, and therefore should be not only cut off from said competition, but in reality, planet earth. I move for the death penalty.
So, I'm assuming Andy Dick came out the closet, no? Or is he just doing drag to try and pick up a few bucks before he goes all Screechy on us and does poop-porn to try and save his house? Yeah? Great, moving on....
Okay. So... okay. I'm trying to come up with a clever way to say she's fat, but there is no clever way. Instead I'll just recite the lyrics to the Oscar Mayor song....
...I don't remember them.
Beautiful blood-red eyes aside, this girl didn't really have an outside chance in a botties contest. Her desire to look like a real woman with such obvious man-features is really like a tug of war between two sumo-wrestlers: entertaining and vomit-inducing.
All that hair, and she couldn't manage to save enough to cover the landmass that is her forehead? For shame. Oh yeah, she too is a guy.
http://uweekly.com/images/hot/Tam-from-Bento-Go-Go.jpg
Overly asian. And she looks happy. That pisses me off.
Clearly in her late 70's.
Apparently is an avid user of Smilex.
And there you have it folks. This man's humble opinion of why these girls should not be called 'hot'. Whoever wins, wins by default, and I refuse to assist someone 'win' a contest where in reality their only prize should be 'least loserish'. Instead, I travel the path of integrity and bypass giving assistance to the horny. I'm like that guy in the story of the 'Good Samaritan'. Not the one who helped, but the other one who went out of his way not to help.
Hope this helps.
....leathery ****es...
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