Help Me Get a Date!!!!!

[Fran]

*cue Mission Impossible music*

jag

Your mission, P Diddy, if you choose to accept it:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want to illustrate how silly Fonz's "jealousy" thing was...

No one made fun of:

But we did make fun of:

SO, according to Fonz, we are not jealous of:

But we ARE jealous of:

That's silly.

 

[Fran]

Ron Burgundy: "That doesn't make sense."

 

[maxwell's demon]

you people are all very mean. I think these ladies are lovely and i would accept alcoholic beverages from any of them.

 

[jaguarr]

you people are all very mean. I think these ladies are lovely and i would accept alcoholic beverages from any of them.

I'm telling your wife.

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

So would I, but it doesn't mean I would f**k em.











































My girlfriend would kill me.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i would not have intercourse with any of the aforementioned lovely ladies.

 

[Ronny Shade]

What about a three way with the mrs?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i would not have intercourse with any of the aforementioned lovely ladies.

Weird, you'll never know the thrill of getting it on with someone new, for the first time....ever again.

theoretically

 

[Fran]

Sounds like "Old School."

 

[jaguarr]

Weird, you'll never know the thrill of getting it on with someone new, for the first time....ever again.

theoretically

That's what masks and role-playing are for.

bear

jag

 

[maxwell's demon]

Weird, you'll never know the thrill of getting it on with someone new, for the first time....ever again.

theoretically

no i will. i have partial amnesia!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's what masks and role-playing are for.

"Tonight....I celebrate my love....for you....."

 

[jaguarr]

"Tonight....I celebrate my love....for you....."

I LOVE Joan Crawford night!!!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*new scene in my movie*

 

[Ronny Shade]

The ******ed cyber cheetah one?

 

[Fran]

I'm afraid to ask what the name of the movie is, Wil.

 

[jaguarr]

*new scene in my movie*

Go old school and use wire coathangers, not those crappy plastic ones.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm afraid to ask what the name of the movie is, Wil.

Day of the ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah People

 

[maxwell's demon]

you guys just made me feel really creepy about my marriage








i hate you!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Wil I'm gonna ask you something on the level...do you have a plot and/or characters in mind for Day of the ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah people? Because if we can put together a script it might just be hilarious enough to sell/get made.

 

[Erzengel]

I got some of the script under way...

"Oh I think it's a problem when a guy like you puts his mits on a woman as beatiful as Wilhelm."

 

[Fran]

Hey, if they rushed X3, I think Fox could pick up your movie with the time they saved

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wil I'm gonna ask you something on the level...do you have a plot and/or characters in mind for Day of the ******ed Cyber-Sex Cheetah people? Because if we can put together a script it might just be hilarious enough to sell/get made.

DuH

 

[Sloth7d]

Dammit! All this moronic bickering is NOT helping P Diddy get a date!!

Neither is voting.