her first ouija board

[The Battousai]

Why do demons need cardboard with letters to attack?

I think he's secretly a character from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" - who else would think a thin piece of cardboard with ink on it would have magical powers?

 

[Majic Walrus]

I think he's secretly a character from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" - who else would think a thin piece of cardboard with ink on it would have magical powers?

 

[E-Man]

Dammit Battousai, you stole my joke!

 

[Addendum]

Pink? Doesn't that make it, like, less scary and defeat the purpose?

I wouldn't play that game ever! Seems creepy to me. And yes, I am religious and do believe in the spirit world.

I'm an atheist and there are several "spirit worlds" in my town.

We call them liquor stores

 

[katie_girl09]

I think everyone believes in those. You just have to follow the homeless people.

 

[The Battousai]

I knew this thread would liven up

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I'd get more amusement out of burning a $20 bill than a Ouija board bought for $20.

 

[chaseter]

I want someone to buy a Ouija board, go to a 'haunted' prison on Halloween night, and sit in the dark with candle light and ask the spirits to come forth. Film all of this and post it here. I would give a non-believer some money to do this.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It's just cheesy to make it pink. Teens who want to use these boards are edgy and, like, totes def dangerous! A pink Ouija board would be way less bad ass, dude, than your standard one. *****es who buy the pink board are, like, sellouts, for real!

 

[Addendum]

After Hello Cthulhu, this was only a matter of time.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Isn't is so dark and edgy:

 

[The Battousai]

I want someone to buy a Ouija board, go to a 'haunted' prison on Halloween night, and sit in the dark with candle light and ask the spirits to come forth. Film all of this and post it here. I would give a non-believer some money to do this.

I wouldn't buy it

 

[E-Man]

I wouldn't buy one either. It probably costs about 20 bucks, and I could spend that money on tacos instead. Never underestimate the power of a taco.

 

[SuperFerret]

I wouldn't buy one either. It probably costs about 20 bucks, and I could spend that money on tacos instead. Never underestimate the power of a taco.

Tacos unleash horrible things on a much more regular basis than a Ouija board.

 

[The Battousai]

Tacos unleash horrible things on a much more regular basis than a Ouija board.

They are, however, very useful in certain job situations.

 

[E-Man]

They are, however, very useful in certain job situations.

This is more proof of the greatness of tacos.

 

[Paroxysm]

This is hilarious.

 

[katie_girl09]

Isn't is so dark and edgy:

That is gangsta.

 

[Arc-Light]

That is gangsta.

Next we will see Hello kitty and twilight versions.....then hell will truly be upon us...

 

[Timstuff]

If you actually believe in your religion, and your religion speaks against calling on ungodly spirits, then of course you would be against Ouija boards since the concept is to commune with spirits. My parents never let me play with Ouija boards, and I do not intend to let my kids play with them since I believe that it promotes a message about spirituality that I do not want to be encouraged to my kids. If other parents think Ouja is harmless, that's their own business, but I don't think that people should be criticized for disliking the thing for religious or spiritual reasons.

 

[Docker2.0]

I know a girl who used one once on Halloween and she won't go anywhere near one right now. I do believe in the existence of demons so there is no way I'd go near this thing. I can't believe this is being sold as a toy. These things were constantly used by witches for centuries. Just goes to show you that for a dollar, people will do anything.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Even if you don't believe in demons, who would even buy this for a kid anyway?


''Hey Sally, you're only 8, but here is your first ouija board. Go talk to grandma!''

 

[The Lizard]

That's adorable. I'm going to buy one now to save for my hypothetical future daughter. Or gay son.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

They should have released a Paranormal Activity Edition Ouija Board.

Lol, that version would be rigged to scare you by bursting into flames soon after using it. Occasionally when you aren't home.
Eh, I'm religious, maybe not the most devout, but I do have my beliefs. I've never messed with a Quija board, but not for the religious implications, but mostly cause it never interested me. I've heard some scary stories about them though.

 

[chaseter]

I wouldn't buy it

I wouldn't buy one either. It probably costs about 20 bucks, and I could spend that money on tacos instead. Never underestimate the power of a taco.

I will supply you the funds and all costs related to you renting a video camera and also compensate you for time spent at $20 an hour provided you follow my instructions.