her first ouija board

[Addendum]

The blood is 200 proof

 

[ChickenScratch]

Can I get a "Hail Satan"

 

[E-Man]

Can I get a "Hail Satan"

 

[ChickenScratch]

What's that?

 

[Bboy]

That stuff is real, I don't know why people would wanna mess with it. Whack...

 

[Manic]

I've seen spirits before. I've got a few hiding out in my liquor cabinet.

 

[E-Man]

What's that?

It's the Woodland Critters from South Park. They always say "Hail Satan."

 

[The Battousai]

That stuff is real, I don't know why people would wanna mess with it. Whack...

 

[Punisher Rising]

I don't mess with it either. I do believe in demons but even if you don't think that they exist...why **** with stuff like that? It's like not believing in the Loch Ness monster but wearing a fish suit and swimming in the Loch. Sure it may be fun but what if it was real?

Took the words out of my mouth.

 

[The Battousai]

The "What if?" hasn't wrought anything out of thousands upon thousands of uses, so why think there's anything beyond it being a simple toy?

If someone is paranoid about a piece of cardboard covered with ink letters and border designs how can they function in day-to-day life?

 

[Manic]

Even if this stuff is real, wouldn't the spirits only respond to intricate crap like a board made from the wood of an ash tree, letters printed using the blood of a goat, a full moon, candle lighting, a fourth witch, and a menstruating virgin?

 

[The Battousai]

It wouldn't be very reasonable, but it be far less ridiculous to think that were the case than the toy company bull****