High Heels for babies

[hammy]

http://www.heelarious.com/index.php
I like the zebra ones, best.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Get 'em started early

 

[The Battousai]

These are real?

 

[jaguarr]

Never too young to start ****ing it up. They need some fishnet stockings to go with them.

(And that sarcasm's coming from someone who can appreciate a fine pair of high heels and cuban stockings on a woman)

jag

 

[terry78]

Casey's baby is gonna have a bib that says super ****, in addition to stilettos at 5 months.

 

[AndThePickles]

Get 'em started early

While those are really cute, I think that's awful.

 

[jaguarr]

Casey's baby is gonna have a bib that says super ****, in addition to stilettos at 5 months.

Possibly the most f'd up thing you've ever written on these boards, Terrence. (I LOL'd ).

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Called you by your government name, Terrell!

 

[Mr. Credible]

yay!

next step: stupid spoiled ****e video playset!

show the whole world your cooter!

 

[terry78]

Possibly the most f'd up thing you've ever written on these boards, Terrence. (I LOL'd ).

jag

Haha, she knows what's up.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I think that's too much,I heard there are two piece swimsuits for baby girls now.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I was driving the other day and passed some prostitutes, I thought one was a midget, but now I don't think it was.

 

[hammy]

^^

I can only see two ways this can go. One is the aforementioned street walker scenario, the other is the Emelda Marcus scenario. Either one ain't good.

 

[Leto Atrides]

I think that's too much,I heard there are two piece swimsuits for baby girls now.

Eh, I think it's just the next step in a long tradition of dressing babies funny. Sailor suits, short pants, those dresses they used to make baby boys wear, those little bows parents use to tie their 5 or 6 wispy hairs, it's all in good fun.

 

[Nirvana]

There is never an age that's too young

 

[IRON_Lad]

lol reminds me of that south park episode

 

[Girl_Wonder]

aw gee, that's a bit too much..let the little kids be kids! they're meant to be barefoot in like sandboxes or something...not prepping up to walk down a runway.

 

[Leto Atrides]

aw gee, that's a bit too much..let the little kids be kids! they're meant to be barefoot in like sandboxes or something...not prepping up to walk down a runway.

This is for little infants, they don't know the difference, they just can't get their feet cold.

 

[Duende Verde]

From the website:

high heel crib shoes for babies.

Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).

Not intended to harm children in any way.

 

[SapphirePrima]

From the website:

high heel crib shoes for babies.

Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight).

Not intended to harm children in any way.

WTF is the purspose of them then?

I'd never put a baby in those. :

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I can just some cracked head getting his baby a pair of these, then winding up on the Springer or Maury show.

''Yeah, so I make my 5 month old baby ****e it out on the corner of Dobison Street. You wanna fight about it? I don't give a ****!"

 

[PyroChamber]

What idiotic ass-monkey thought this was a great idea?

 

[Joker]

Ha ha, "f**k-me boots" for infants.

 

[RickO'Connell]

Now they will lose their virginity at the age of 10 & the parents will rally to let kids have the right to lose it at any age

Watch this space

 

[kainedamo]

I think that's too much,I heard there are two piece swimsuits for baby girls now.

They already do. For toddlers at least, anyway.

It's ****ing bizarre going to a swimming pool and seeing toddlers and girls no older than 6 wearing two piece swimsuits. What the **** are the parents thinking?