Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread! - Part 1

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[Mace Dolex]

Didn't see a topic on this but with so many crappy photoshopped looking DVD art that differ from the actual movie poster I figured why not start one? any other region DVD covers are welcome too.

 

[Rowsdower!]

The posters for the two movies that Steven Seagal made in 2014.

Wow, Vinnie Jones AND Steven Seagal? TOTAL OSCAR BAIT.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Woo-hoo! This thread finally made it to a new OT level. Praise Xenu and Lord Elrond Hubbard.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Bump

 

[Guts]

For bad photoshopping.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I don't know what's more bizarre in that poster... Jean-Claude Van Damme appearing a movie titled "Full Love" or the fact that his face looks like it's made of clay.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

It's a romantic comedy about a Golem and his true love.

 

[Guts]

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Game of Thors...

And Karate Kid? Well, at least they're honest. They don't know what they're doing.

 

[Rowsdower!]

What makes the Game of Thors DVD even funnier is the fact that Sean Bean wasn't even in season 2, yet there he is on the cover twice.

 

[Guts]

It's a romantic comedy about a Golem and his true love.

He better show as much emotion as he did here.
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[Goshdarn Batman]

Is...that real?

 

[StarLord]

I think it's from a TV series called 'Jean-Claude Van Damme: Behind Closed Doors'. I saw it a few years ago.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I love the Karate Kid has a question mark after the title. It's so unsure of itself.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Haha I didn't even notice that at first. Maybe the people who made that bootleg weren't sure what movie they actually had.

 

[Rowsdower!]

 

[spideyboy_1111]

a terrible cover, for a terrible looking film .. sounds like they got it right

 

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, I guess it's cheating a bit when what's really funny is that the movie was made in the first place. Still... LMAO.

Poor Gretchen Wieners. This is a career low of the "Nicholas Cage in Left Behind" variety.

 

[Guts]

Not a DVD cover, but I think it's worthy enough to be in this thread.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Not a DVD cover, but I think it's worthy enough to be in this thread.

Terminator Genecyst had BETTER have the worst DVD cover I've ever seen or I'm going to be super-pissed.

 

[StarLord]

I saw ten of Seagal's movies for dirt cheap in HMV and he has a gun in his hand on nine of the covers and a sword on one. Amazing.

 

[StarLord]

What in the name of?!

 

[Guts]

 

[Guts]

Terminator Genecyst had BETTER have the worst DVD cover I've ever seen or I'm going to be super-pissed.

Emilia Clarke's arm looks disturbingly long.