Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread!

[jmc]

I wanna see the new rogue villain Dr Jackstraw. I love this thread every time it pops up.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Dr Jackstraw is supposed to be Scarecrow, right? wonder what they call the Joker. Mr. Clownhead?

 

[Warhammer]

These last few pages made my heart hurt. It was a perfect balance of embarrassment and hilarity.

 

[gwynplaine]

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

My favorite Tom Cruise movie. I like the part where he robs taco bell.

 

[jmc]

More Seagal please.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise and... ? Any idea who the blonde is? It almost looks like a photoshopped picture of Mia Sara.

 

[jmc]

The links I posted aren't working anymore. ???

 

[JaD]

Looks like those were hotlinked from IMDB? If you host them yourself you should be fine.

 

[Guts]

I don't think asylum can get any lower than ripping off 50 shades of grey.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

I'm truly at a loss as to what movie this could even be for.

 

[PyroChamber]

I don't think asylum can get any lower than ripping off 50 shades of grey.

And I didn't think Charisma Carpenter's career could get any lower than starring in an Asylum ripoff of Fifty Shades of Grey, at least she gets naked in the movie.

 

[gwynplaine]

I'm truly at a loss as to what movie this could even be for.

I think it's "Cocktail." Everybody knows cocktails go well with tacos t:

 

[DyeLorean]

 

[Octoberist]

You know …Paramount sucks when it comes to their DVD/BLUs of their older films.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And I didn't think Charisma Carpenter's career could get any lower than starring in an Asylum ripoff of Fifty Shades of Grey, at least she gets naked in the movie.

She's about where in her career I think she should be given her talent.

 

[Octoberist]

But there's plenty of untalented people still getting work in decent sized roles in the mainstream.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I always thought, with a name like Charisma Carpenter, she should have gone into porn. But she's doing an Asylum 50 Shades ripoff, so that's basically the same thing.



Actually it isn't. At least porn films are occasionally well made.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

But there's plenty of untalented people still getting work in decent sized roles in the mainstream.

As long as we are agreed on her general lack of talent and charisma (ironically enough).

I always thought, with a name like Charisma Carpenter, she should have gone into porn. But she's doing an Asylum 50 Shades ripoff, so that's basically the same thing.



Actually it isn't. At least porn films are occasionally well made.

Ha.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Hey Charisma gave and Oscar worthy performance in The Expendables.

 

[Octoberist]

It is SAD, to see her in an Asylsem film however, along with Baldwin.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Live by the hotness, die by the hotness.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Eh, Daniel Baldwin was always the least talented Baldwin brother. I mean, Stephen is just as bad now, but I think he was actually good back before all the drugs and stuff.

 

[Octoberist]

Opps, I thought that the Baldwin from Battlestar.

Wait a minute, why is Baldwin's name on the cover, and not the actual dude choking Charisma?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4216406/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

 

[PyroChamber]

Opps, I thought that the Baldwin from Battlestar.

Wait a minute, why is Baldwin's name on the cover, and not the actual dude choking Charisma?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4216406/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

Name recognition?