Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread!

[Rowsdower!]

Yeah, I guess that's it. Plus, the dude on the cover looks vaguely like one of the other Baldwin brothers in their younger years, so maybe they did that to hookwink people into seeing it. It's only when you watch it that your realize they got "the ugly Baldwin brother."

 

[C. Lee]

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[StarLord]

I'm a big fan of Van Damme, and I'll even watch this when it comes out but oh boy...

Couldn't they have picked a better shot, rather than him awkwardly humping some guy through a car window?!

 

[gwynplaine]

Maybe it's a love story?t: Van Damme was the best thing about expendables 2, he's an underrated actor who deserves better material imo.

 

[JaD]

He does look like he's hugging him and doesn't want him to leave

 

[StarLord]

A love story?! Haha. ''I'm about to put my pound of flesh in yo...''

 

[Guts]

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

He does look like he's hugging him and doesn't want him to leave

he's going to kiss him on the head.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Everyone stop what you are doing and go watch the MST3k episode for PUMA MAN. You will die of laughter.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Pumaman needs a remake. Pumaman: He Flies Like a Moron.

 

[DyeLorean]

Hey, I like that!

 

[Rocketman]

I don't think there's enough white space being utilized here:

 

[Octoberist]

Yeah the white space is distracting because you're not focusing on the stars.

 

[Greens]

"Hysterically Funny" - random dude who writes for a gossip website

 

[StarLord]

I think he was talking about the cover art.

 

[Guts]

Hey, I like that!

The movie or the cover art? Becuase the movie does not feature a blond Superman or the death star.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I don't think there's enough white space being utilized here:

I honestly don't find this one bad..

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, was there actually a ripoff Death Star in this movie?

 

[Guts]

LOL, was there actually a ripoff Death Star in this movie?

This is what it looked like in the movie.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Looks like a floating beach ball, lol.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

That poster looks so much better than anything in the actual movie.

 

[Guts]

The posters for the two movies that Steven Seagal made in 2014.

 

[PyroChamber]

I notice a lot of movies starring Annalynne McCord always seem to go straight to video.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Lawd I hated this poster. So blatantly photoshopped, and I just wanted to punch everyone in the face.

 

[Guts]

The best part of that poster is Bruce Willis's legs.