Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread!

[Jack Bauer]

"Ladies and gentlemen, your nightmares for the week."

 

[Timstuff]

LOL it's almost a scary thought if the Under Siege movies had continued as a yearly event like the 007 franchise.

Damn even in the future we can't get rid of Seagal!

Is it odd that my first reaction was "WTF is Liv Tyler doing in a Steven Seagal movie!?"

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Is that.............Megan Fox?

 

[Mace Dolex]

Is it odd that my first reaction was "WTF is Liv Tyler doing in a Steven Seagal movie!?"

I know she actually looks beautiful when she doesn't have her mouth open in a distorted way.

Is that.............Megan Fox?

It's a French film actually according to Rotten Tomatoes the plot goes like this: A hit at film festivals around the world, SAME SEX PARENTS is a gem of a drama from France that hits on issues of family, sexuality, and growing up. Olympia is a teenage outcast, alienated from the popular kids at her high school. When one of her rivals, Geraldine, reveals to the class that Olympia's mother is a lesbian, Olympia is devastated. Though she knows that her father is gay, she had no idea about her mother's sexuality. Her dismay at being lied to by her family and mocked by her peers push Olympia to go to dangerous extremes.

 

[Immortalfire]

LOL it's almost a scary thought if the Under Siege movies had continued as a yearly event like the 007 franchise.

Damn even in the future we can't get rid of Seagal!

That's the Regula 1 space lab from Star Trek II

 

[Donnie Darko]

So, for this one, I see someone sitting in front of a computer, thinking "let's take our impossibly good-looking leading man and make him look as awkward and uncomfortable as humanly possible."

 

[Hellion]

I know Bale played Batman. And West. And Clooney. I know of no others.

Keaton?

 

[Hellion]

Is it odd that my first reaction was "WTF is Liv Tyler doing in a Steven Seagal movie!?"

Is that real? Yeah...agreed...WTF at Liv Tyler?

 

[Drizzle]

Jesus, it's like Peter Boyle was reincarnated as a bear.

 

[Xtroid]

 

[Timstuff]

There is so much wrong with this cover I don't even...

It's a shame, because the actual movie is pretty cool. Whoever made the cover clearly fails at photoshop forever.

 

[Rowsdower!]

There is so much wrong with this cover I don't even...

It's a shame, because the actual movie is pretty cool. Whoever made the cover clearly fails at photoshop forever.

Looking at that poster could give you a headache. Ugh.

 

[henry_9305]

I've found a trailer for this movie.
http://twitchfilm.com/news/2011/04/hey-kids-its-the-trailer-for-that-other-thor-movie.php
Thor using a machine gun is one of the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

 

[Mace Dolex]

^ I'd like to see the poor sap renting that Thor movie.

 

[Mace Dolex]

 

[Donnie Darko]

^ I'd like to see the poor sap renting that Thor movie.

oh, that will totally be either a redbox or netflix for me at some point!

 

[Rowsdower!]

That Thor trailer is priceless.

 

[batman11]

"...and Richard Grieco."

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

I like how it just has a picture of a completely dignified looking child plunked in the middle.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"...and Richard Grieco."

How many Johnny Depp dartboards do you think Richard Grieco has in his house these days? t:

 

[DarkSovereignty]

don't know why but this one bothers me. i saw it in blockbuster the other night, and i just think considering the content of the film, this is a god awful representation of it. it makes it look like kevin costner's just chilling in a corn field for the whole thing.

 

[Rowsdower!]

So now that Thor is out...

WHO was the better Loki? Tom Hiddleston or Richard Greico? lol

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Shameless McDonalds' funded ET rip-off ftw!

Also... it looks like "Mac" is humping the kid's head.

 

[The Englishman]

Shameless McDonalds' funded ET rip-off ftw!

Also... it looks like "Mac" is humping the kid's head.

Is this the film where they start dancing in a McDonalds??