Hold the Lounge - Part 176

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I'm tired as hell today and it's way hotter than usual in my office which makes me want to sleep.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

How often is one supposed to wash a cup? I will have been here 1 year in August and I suck with math, (carries the 1), so a total of 3 times since I've been here.

 

[flickchick85]

More than that, DJ.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Aren't you fools going to do my "What is Your Mafia Name?"

 

[Duke]

How often is one supposed to wash a cup? I will have been here 1 year in August and I suck with math, (carries the 1), so a total of 3 times since I've been here.

After every use, naturally.

 

[Duke]

Aren't you fools going to do my "What is Your Mafia Name?"

Don't look at me Clippy, I've already participated.

 

[flickchick85]

Just did.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Yay! next step is to make up an origin story on how you got the name.

 

[flickchick85]

I think mine is self-explanatory. I like chainsaws, so don't cross me.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

More than that, DJ.

I do know if I take off the lid and it smells horrible then it's time to wash it.

After every use, naturally.

That is entirely too much effort. I can not comply.

Aren't you fools going to do my "What is Your Mafia Name?"

I did it multiple times and it kept giving me really racist names I wasn't comfortable posting here on the Hype seeing as how I get perma-banned for one more infraction.

 

[flickchick85]

I did it multiple times and it kept giving me really racist names I wasn't comfortable posting here on the Hype seeing as how I get perma-banned for one more infraction.

I just put "DJ" in there and got "Oscar Moonshine." Is that racist?

 

[Alex Murphy]

Aren't you fools going to do my "What is Your Mafia Name?"

Done.

Yay! next step is to make up an origin story on how you got the name.

I like Pepperidge Farm.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I just put "DJ" in there and got "Oscar Moonshine." Is that racist?

As an alcoholic and a person who is allergic to hot dogs it is horribly racist.

 

[C. Lee]

How often is one supposed to wash a cup? I will have been here 1 year in August and I suck with math, (carries the 1), so a total of 3 times since I've been here.

I'm surprised you haven't been hospitalized yet.

Aren't you fools going to do my "What is Your Mafia Name?"

Nope.

I just put "DJ" in there and got "Oscar Moonshine." Is that racist?

Doesn't sound like it to me.

 

[Reek]

Yay! next step is to make up an origin story on how you got the name.

I think other people should come up the origins...

Leo Whatshisnuts is entirely too much for me to explain in detail

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I'm surprised you haven't been hospitalized yet

You know how the rattlesnake handler is immune to bites from the snake because he's been bitten so many times? I've applied that philosophy to several aspects of my life. Seems to have worked pretty well so far considering I'm 32 and never really had any major issues.

 

[Reek]

You know how the rattlesnake handler is immune to bites from the snake because he's been bitten so many times? I've applied that philosophy to several aspects of my life. Seems to have worked pretty well so far considering I'm 32 and never really had any major issues.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

Good evening.

 

[C. Lee]

You know how the rattlesnake handler is immune to bites from the snake because he's been bitten so many times? I've applied that philosophy to several aspects of my life. Seems to have worked pretty well so far considering I'm 32 and never really had any major issues.

Usually....it's that the rattlesnake handler has the antidote on hand for when he is bitten that leads to him living. Close to where I live, there is a place where they "milk" the poison from various snakes for the making of the antidotes. He's gotten bit a few times....and they then do news bits about it.

 

[Marvolo]

How often is one supposed to wash a cup? I will have been here 1 year in August and I suck with math, (carries the 1), so a total of 3 times since I've been here.

I use disposable cups, but if I do use a plastic or glass cup ill use it for a few days or more. Ill just rinse it out with hot water occasionally. If I feel like it Ill use dish soap at some point, but I dont really feel the need to wash a cup with soap every day if only I am using it.

But Id never give a guest a cup that I had used and not washed. Guests only get clean cups, and when they are done with it it gets washed and dried.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Nope.

Not to worry my good man I already did yours.

C.Lee= Slug-like Tony Giordano

 

[Reek]

Not to worry my good man I already did yours.

C.Lee= Slug-like Tony Giordano

Let us research this.... "Slug-like", you say... do you know what you do to a slug? You salt it.

If C. Lee is a snail lord... we're all in big ****ing trouble.

 

[flickchick85]

Ya know, if you take away the punctuation and just do "Clee," he becomes "Blood Bath Salvatore." So watch out.

 

[Reek]

The Red Snailing?!?

Oh ****....

everyone get in the bunker, NOW

 

[Reek]

Someone do 'Cory', I can't right now... I'd imagine it's something like "God Complex Corino"