Hold the Lounge - Part 176

[KRYPTON INC.]

Let's drop each other.
That's a dance number to perform tonight.

I know of a guy with some sweet MJ moves.

 

[Reek]

Ok, so real talk... I am looking for some help. I have a lifelong dream of becoming a super fan for my favorite team of all time... The Miami Dolphins. I have spent many, many... at least 8 months... trying to be the perfect fan. I know exactly how I can do it.. I just need some funding.

What I am asking is that you guys help me by going here:

www.miamidolphins.com

and click the "next top mascot" link, and donate to my profile; Longdong Reeker.

Here is what you will potentially be paying for:

Imagine me on the sidelines, clicking and chirping, supporting my team.... All with a Superhero Hype! shirt on!!!

Thank you for all the support!

[YT]8J5s5TXzkGo[/YT]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I know of a guy with some sweet MJ moves.

I mean on the floor.
Wrestling dance.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I mean on the floor.
Wrestling dance.

Jiujitsu style, Sambo style, Shoot style, Catch style, Greco-Roman, or WWE? I got to know what to wear.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ok, so real talk... I am looking for some help. I have a lifelong dream of becoming a super fan for my favorite team of all time... The Miami Dolphins. I have spent many, many... at least 8 months... trying to be the perfect fan. I know exactly how I can do it.. I just need some funding.

What I am asking is that you guys help me by going here:

www.miamidolphins.com

and click the "next top mascot" link, and donate to my profile; Longdong Reeker.

Here is what you will potentially be paying for:

Imagine me on the sidelines, clicking and chirping, supporting my team.... All with a Superhero Hype! shirt on!!!

Thank you for all the support!

[YT]8J5s5TXzkGo[/YT]

Black Narcissus will you tree fity.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Jiujitsu style, Sambo style, Shoot style, Catch style, Greco-Roman, or WWE? I got to know what to wear.

A mix of Greco-Roman and Jiu-Jitsu, with other variations randomly thrown into the mix.

 

[Kira]

[YT]E-TRR5zBLrI[/YT]

beautiful, pure and exquisite.

tbh, i was mostly talking about myself when i'm not wearing a shirt.

 

[Kira]

Ok, so real talk... I am looking for some help. I have a lifelong dream of becoming a super fan for my favorite team of all time... The Miami Dolphins. I have spent many, many... at least 8 months... trying to be the perfect fan. I know exactly how I can do it.. I just need some funding.

What I am asking is that you guys help me by going here:

www.miamidolphins.com

and click the "next top mascot" link, and donate to my profile; Longdong Reeker.

Here is what you will potentially be paying for:

Imagine me on the sidelines, clicking and chirping, supporting my team.... All with a Superhero Hype! shirt on!!!

Thank you for all the support!

[YT]8J5s5TXzkGo[/YT]

i'm here for you. emotionally, sexually and financially.

do you accept mastercard?

 

[Reek]

I accept all forms of payment. As for the sex, I'd prefer to do that AFTER my operation. If I am going to be a dolphin, I want to **** like a dolphin.

 

[Guts]

Can you guys sign a petion to make me famous for being a Buffalo Bill impersonator?

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I now know the origins of Reek's name.

 

[Kira]

I accept all forms of payment. As for the sex, I'd prefer to do that AFTER my operation. If I am going to be a dolphin, I want to **** like a dolphin.

agreed.
and it'll be all worth it when we make the first human-dolphin baby together: fashion star frilly. is it a fish? is it a human? is it an abomination that should have probably been aborted?

 

[Reek]

Imagine this...

Superbowl 51...

4th quarter....

4 seconds left...

YOUR MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE DOWN 27 - 21... on their own 40 yard line

#12, Quarterback Dude Stannis throws a 64 yard hail mary to rising star Tacit " Seis Nueve" Ronin...

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! followed by some ******** extra point by Miguel "Legs" Jackson (no relation)

DOLPHINS WIN! DOLPHINS WIN! DOLPHINS WIN!

 

[Guts]

[YT]PJ-JBFXh2IU[/YT]

 

[Schlosser85]

Can you guys sign a petion to make me famous for being a Buffalo Bill impersonator?

Just point the way, Mister Gumb.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Can you guys sign a petion to make me famous for being a Buffalo Bill impersonator?

Yes we can.
The question is; WILL WE?

I now know the origins of Reek's name.

Took you long enough, without relying on the library of the internet.

 

[Reek]

 

[Victarion]

What up Flipper?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Flipper Zod?

 

[Victarion]

Flipper the Goanna.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Correction: Joanna

 

[Reek]

I now know the origins of Reek's name.

Explain yourself.

What up Flipper?

Just working on some echolocation techniques... you going to donate? I'm trying to get famous.

Flipper Zod?

Shut up.

Flipper the Goanna.

Joanna. Die.

 

[Reek]

Correction: Joanna

This is why Aziz is a good man.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Flip Wilson.






Look it up kids.

 

[Victarion]

Joanna. Die.

I'm not

Spoiler

goanna die

*I had one of those when I was in kindergarten; about the same size from snout to tail.