Hollywood, I'm sick of the homoeroticism you call vampires.

[Kritish]

I just saw the preview to "Blood and Chocolate" first off the title sounds like a Cradle of Filth song. Secondly, what the hell are you doing to the vampire? The vampire used to be an ugly ballsy creature that bit young maidens, not a gay goth guy that bites the necks of Hot Topic zombies.
You do know that you're part of the problem call "goths"?

Vampires should be be more like "From Dusk till Dawn" not "Underworld".

 

[Triadkd]

I agree and this all started with that wank fest Bram Stokers dracula staring that master thespian keanu reeves. From there came Ann Rice and the rest is goth reject history.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Dood, Blood and Cholate is about WEREWOLVES!!!!

 

[Kritish]

Dood, Blood and Cholate is about WEREWOLVES!!!!

It's cut from the same cloth!

 

[Abaddon]

I hated Underworld.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

why? it was pretty standard escapism.

 

[cryptic name]

Dood, Blood and Cholate is about WEREWOLVES!!!!

s**tty werewolves

 

[Abaddon]

it was too focused on trying to look stylish and cool.

"ooohh, I'm tortured and I have a destiny to fulfill. I like wearing black leather and having my hair cover my eyes, aren't I sexy? Watch me as I fire this gun sideways"

Go **** yourself.

The plot didn't do anything for me either.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yes...but ****ty werewolves are NOT vampires, which was my point.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

it was too focused on trying to look stylish and cool.

"ooohh, I'm tortured and I have a destiny to fulfill. I like wearing black leather and having my hair cover my eyes, aren't I sexy? Watch me as I fire this fire this gun sideways"

Go **** yourself.

The plot didn't do anything for me either.

okay, those we all valid points.
I didn't mind it that much though, I've frankly seen worse.
but yeah, Beckinsdale has painted herself into a corner with that one.

plus her boobies have stretchmarks and it makes me sad in the pants

 

[Abaddon]

It wasn't that different from Catwoman.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

oh..let's not go crazy now, a lot of people died in vietnam, but it was not WWII

 

[Abaddon]

lol. I mean in that they would've made better music videos/fragrance commercials than movies.

But I don't get all the hate for Catwoman anyway. It had great camp value, and what I saw wasn't that much worse than a bad episode of Smallville.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

well, it was mostly the redesign that they disliked.
and to be truthful, I've watched parts of it, but it's so damned awful I have never finished it.
I'm pretty sure If I did, i'd have to make someone else watch it or I'd die in 7 days.
and about the Vamps, you can go ahead and thank Anne Rice for homoerotic vampires, that's her style, and Girls like that, hence tons of movies about guys wanting to "bite" each other and "feast upon the young flesh" of their enemies.
: puke:

 

[Abaddon]

I'm going to try and watch the film in its entirety one day. Not anytime soon, but one day.



Vampires love the sex.

 

[Kritish]

well, it was mostly the redesign that they disliked.
and to be truthful, I've watched parts of it, but it's so damned awful I have never finished it.
I'm pretty sure If I did, i'd have to make someone else watch it or I'd die in 7 days.
and about the Vamps, you can go ahead and thank Anne Rice for homoerotic vampires, that's her style, and Girls like that, hence tons of movies about guys wanting to "bite" each other and "feast upon the young flesh" of their enemies.
: puke:

Let's not forget Interview with the vampire.

 

[Backdrifter]

blade started the "sleek" vampire thing. everything hereafter is just copying. Underword is just garbage and should be deleted from society.

 

[Majik1387]

^Blade didn't start the sleek vampire thing at all. That started back in the 80's.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

^Blade didn't start the sleek vampire thing at all. That started back in the 80's.

Essentially, as soon as Tom Cruise played a vampire, they all became gay.

t:

 

[Hades]

^Blade didn't start the sleek vampire thing at all. That started back in the 80's.

Yeah, their was Buffy, and then I think "young bloods"

I don't get what people like about vampires. I thought they're supposed to be monsters, not cheesy teeenage gothic wetdream fantasies of escapism

What's next...

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, their was Buffy, and then I think "young bloods"

I don't get what people like about vampires. I thought they're supposed to be monsters, not cheesy teeenage gothic wetdream fantasies of escapism

What's next...

Zombies are more ballsy even though they have puss and are covered in maggots they're still balls.

 

[The_Raven]

 

[blind_fury]

I hate Underworld for one reason. Scott Speedman.

I hate his big fat stupid head.

 

[Joker]

Yeah, their was Buffy, and then I think "young bloods"

I don't get what people like about vampires. I thought they're supposed to be monsters, not cheesy teeenage gothic wetdream fantasies of escapism

What's next...

at least the Vamps in Buffy were still ugly half demons who loved the p**sy

 

[3dman27]

i think buffy was intended to be more SUPER HERO than horror