Hot Girls and Sidewalks = Danger

[Catman]

When you're driving do you ever see a hot girl walking by the sidewalk and get distracted, for only 5 to 10 seconds, and almost crash into the car in front of you cause you didn't notice that the light turned red?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You suck at multitasking

This one time, I was driving, texting, listening to Pickles tell me a story about something fascinating, and noticed a chick's boob pop out while loading groceries into her car.

 

[Immortalfire]

When you're driving do you ever see a hot girl walking by the sidewalk and get distracted, for only 5 to 10 seconds, and almost crash into the car in front of you cause you didn't notice that the light turned red?

Don't let your passions control you. Because that sort of thing is exactly what will happen, or come close to happening if you do.

This has been a response to "Dear 'Fire"

 

[amazingfantasy15]

When you're driving do you ever see a hot girl walking by the sidewalk and get distracted, for only 5 to 10 seconds, and almost crash into the car in front of you cause you didn't notice that the light turned red?

Only if she's wearing a bra as a top and the hieress to the O'Henry candy bar empire.

 

[Hooded Justice]

I don't drive, so I'm free to spend the whole time looking out the car window.

 

[Catman]

a chick's book pop out

Book?

 

[Mister J]

You suck at multitasking

This one time, I was driving, texting, listening to Pickles tell me a story about something fascinating, and noticed a chick's book pop out while loading groceries into her car.

You meant boob, right?

I'm going to pretend you wrote boob. The story is 43% better that way.

Yeah, boob.

 

[terry78]

Actually, the story is funnier if we leave it as book.

Like a gentleman, Spoons can't resist a lady with a nice book.

 

[Immortalfire]

Spoons enjoys a good read.

 

[Morg]

Book?

Sure, spoons has a thing for them

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Don't let your passions control you. Because that sort of thing is exactly what will happen, or come close to happening if you do.

This has been a response to "Dear 'Fire"

dear fire


what part of stay 50 feet away at all times don't you understand??

 

[Catman]

Spoons can't resist a lady with a nice book.

 

[Immortalfire]

dear fire


what part of stay 50 feet away at all times don't you understand??

That restraining order was un-authorized.

 

[SoulManX]

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you

Watching you
Watching you
Watching you
Watching you

Looking at the ladies, all of them fine
All of them so lovely, I can’t make up my mind
But I’m lookin’ at you from the corner of my eye
I can see you now, you’re steppin’ so high and I’m

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (One look and I was hooked on you, baby, whoa)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (Watching you)

Watching you
Watching you

There you go swayin’, blowin’ my mind
You’ve got everything groovin’ in time
God gave her beauty, she carries it well
I’m staring at your heart, baby, hoping you can tell

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (Hope that you can tell that I’m watching you, love)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (With the naked eye, baby, whoa)

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (You’re far away, but I can still see you clearly, whoa)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (Watching you)

Love at first sight
Ooh, baby, you’re blowin’ my mind
I just got to let you know
Energy flowin’
I said it feels so good
I gotta tell you my name is Stevie
What’s yours, baby, whoa

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (I’m watching you and only you, baby, whoa...ho...)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (You’re blowin’ my mind)

Gonna do a little dance for you

Watching you
Watching you

The girl looks just right to me, ha
Combination smile, body, physique, whoa, ho
All the ladies I’ve seen are really fine but
Baby, I’m watching you, you’re right down my line

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (Oh....baby)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (Ooh, you’re right for me, you’re right to the tee, baby)

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you (What must I do to let you know I’m checkin’ you)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Watching you (Whoa....ho...ho...yi, yi, yi)

Walking down the street watching ladies go by (Whoa, whoa, ho)
Watching you (Yi-yi-yi, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, oh, oh, oh)
Walking down the street watching ladies go by (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, oh, oh, oh)
Watching you (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Walking down the street watching ladies go by
Watching you

 

[AndThePickles]

You suck at multitasking

This one time, I was driving, texting, listening to Pickles tell me a story about something fascinating, and noticed a chick's book pop out while loading groceries into her car.

What the **** is THIS? Clearly my story was at the bottom of your "pay attention" list. What was my story about, huh?

 

[Immortalfire]

For a moment upon seeing this title, I thought Catman was going to say that while strolling down a sidewalk, he fake-tripped himself, trying to fall onto a hot girl's bosoms. But he missed his fall and cracked his head on the sidewalk.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

For a moment upon seeing this title, I thought Catman was going to say that while strolling down a sidewalk, he fake-tripped himself, trying to fall onto a hot girl's bosoms. But he missed his fall and cracked his head on the sidewalk.

you always tell the best stories

 

[Catman]

he fake-tripped himself, trying to fall onto a hot girl's bosoms.

Gonna have to try that someday.

 

[Manic]

Times like that, I'm glad I've got fine control over my strabismus. It's just a matter of making one eye wander, and frequently shifting my focus...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Book?

You meant boob, right?

I'm going to pretend you wrote boob. The story is 43% better that way.

Yeah, boob.

Boob fellas lol

 

[Immortalfire]

"This girl's book pops out"

Girl: Whoops, there goes The Grapes of Wrath.

LoL

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What the **** is THIS? Clearly my story was at the bottom of your "pay attention" list. What was my story about, huh?

You've told me so many fascinating stories over the years, I can't recall this specific one

"This girl's book pops out"

Girl: Whoops, there goes The Grapes of Wrath.

LoL

Haha, funny you chose that book considering how it ends

 

[Mister J]

Haha, funny you chose that book considering how it ends

 

[AndThePickles]

You've told me so many fascinating stories over the years, I can't recall this specific one

Psssh, poor excuse

 

[JaD]

Hey I walked into a pole once in high school while looking at a girl. It happens.

*looks at split in upper lip in mirror*

*cringe*