Hottest Hypesters...

[Equint77]

A 270 pound woman is more or less just a piece of furniture.

I should pull a sucker move and take a picture of me pressing that weight.

 

[Erzengel]

OK, now I don't know who we're talking about.

Then I haven't seen her friend either. I feel so left out.

 

[Morg]

That's because I haven't revealed my sexiness to you. In time, all will bow

won't work, my ex pretty much made me immue to all sexy charms

 

[Calvin]

I miss my staple thread

Nobody cares about you popping a stomach staple. And why do you always feel the need to come into ther threads and try to make references to your s**ty threads? I've never seen someone so desperate to talk himself up as some sort of special thing. Here's a hint, man, if you were special, you wouldn't need to talk people into it, you'd hear about it from people other than yourself. Maybe I'm just missing something. Maybe you really are the toast of the town and everyone has your threads bookmarked, waiting for you to make another post about something you shoved down your throat for the thousandth time. Or another "hey, hey, did you see the hype top 25? I mean, maybe you missed it even though I bumped it up over and over and even though I mention it in every other thread I'm in regardless of the subject at all. So did you see it?" post. Actually it's probably just me. Carry on. In whatever thread you want. I'm totally interested.

 

[musclesforsupes]

Damm I feel pretty bad now, truthfully that hurt my feelings

 

[musclesforsupes]

I think I am going to go now, I might not come back

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've never seen someone so desperate to talk himself up as some sort of special thing.

That's what...makes him special.

****-face.

 

[Calvin]

Damm I feel pretty bad now, truthfully that hurt my feelings

I think I am going to go now, I might not come back

Then my job is done.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Calvin is an idiot.

 

[Calvin]

Calvin is an idiot.

How succinct.

 

[Erzengel]

Calvin did the equivalent of pushing a kid over in a motorized wheelchair.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

muscles will be remembered long after Calvin becomes a footnote in the history of the Hype. It's true.

 

[Calvin]

Calvin did the equivalent of pushing a kid over in a motorized wheelchair.

I wouldn't push them over if they didn't have such decked out motorized wheelchairs. I have to move my legs to walk, the least they can do is move their arms like a normal person.

 

[Calvin]

muscles will be remembered long after Calvin becomes a footnote in the history of the Hype. It's true.

Please.

 

[Equint77]

ha ha.. unlike some of these other jokers... I don't require my "hotness" to get me places. Blackmail, bully tactics, death threats, hired goons.. they all get me where I need to be when it counts.

If those don't work.... xanax works wonders when you slip it into drinks.

 

[Calvin]

ha ha.. unlike some of these other jokers... I don't require my "hotness" to get me places. Blackmail, bully tactics, death threats, hired goons.. they all get me where I need to be when it counts.

If those don't work.... xanax works wonders when you slip it into drinks.

Well that kinda came out of nowhere.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Please.

muscles creates. You tear down.
He is an artist. You are a.....fartist.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

muscles will be remembered long after Calvin becomes a footnote in the history of the Hype. It's true.

Yep.

Also, anyone who'd have a problem with musclesforsupes has got to be a pretty big *****e...

 

[Equint77]

Well that kinda came out of nowhere.

I'm currently reading Nicholas Pileggi's "wise guys".... reading about NY gangsters in the 1960's gave me bad ideas.

 

[Erzengel]

Now Wilhelm has to chase after Muscles who's locked in his room crying on his huge pillow.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

hired goons..

How much does a good goon set you back these days? I never had a hired goon.

 

[Calvin]

muscles creates. You tear down.
He is an artist. You are a.....fartist.

He creates s**ty "I just ate ____!!" threads over and over and over again, yes. If I'm a fartist for tearing that down, great. Fart.

 

[Erzengel]

Indeed every single one I've had gets taken out by the sidekick. The sidekick!! It almost doesn't give me time to tell my enemy my whole plan.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Now Wilhelm has to chase after Muscles who's locked in his room crying on his huge pillow.

Hahahaha.
"muscles....come out dear, open the door...we love you...please open the door."lol

 

[Calvin]

Now Wilhelm has to chase after Muscles who's locked in his room crying on his huge pillow.

I'm sure it'll be a beautiful moment, insecure overweight people sharing a loving, tender, juicy, honey-dipped... wait, where were we?