How are you going to die?

[NOFX]

I live in da hood, so probably get stabbed, shot, or beat to death!

 

[Sentinel X]

Eating a bathtub full of beans.

Shakespeare died eating too much smoked herring

 

[Immortalfire]

This thread is depressing.

 

[enterthemadness]

nahh Goldeneye style.

I saw that scene at Youtube. It was alright.

 

[Peter_Porker]

This thread is depressing.

Agreed, but I am pretty sure I am a PRIME candidate for a major heart attack.

 

[The Question]

Truth be told, I'd ratrher not die, nor would I like to think of the many ways by which I could. Still, a heart atack would seem most likely. Maybe cancer.

 

[XwolverineX]

All of the above.

 

[unstoppable]

what category is kidney failure

i drink a lot of coca cola

 

[xwolverine2]

stroke or fatal hilarity......

then dakota fanning will collect my soul, and ill become her bounty hunter

 

[Dr. MIX]

I'll choke on a snickers bar, a tasty death.

 

[The Question]

what category is kidney failure

i drink a lot of coca cola

Coke causes kidney failure?

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Since where i live is so distant in Europe,ill die of natural causes.But its odd to see that Suicide and Murder are also voted for..

 

[Sloth7d]

Since where i live is so distant in Europe,ill die of natural causes.But its odd to see that Suicide and Murder are also voted for..

You really think so?

 

[The Spawn]

Lots of soda can do wonders.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Hypothetically? I'll probably die when, at the age of 35, I find out that some strange woman in her mid-20's is claiming to have my future offspring inside of her. Billie Jean will be playing in the background as I off myself.

Seriously: If I die, I want it to be quick a la 'car accident, head trauma of some sort, assault' as opposed to a debilitating disease that makes me confront my mortality. I'd rather die at the pinnacle of my health than at the age of 50+ when I find no delight in my days.

 

[The Man Of 16]

I always thought Id live forever. I have a nice tan, I naturally smell of expensive cologne and my farts smell like candy. My teeth are naturally white as well. I could go weeks without brushing.

 

[.M.D.]

I think I'm going to get hit by a plane. Or I'll bleed into my lungs.

 

[The Shredder]

Decapitation by some guy with a sword.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Laughing so hard I will bust a gut.

I'll go down with a laugh. A hysterical, cheerful, "I know this is going to kill me, but it is funny" type of a laugh.

A laugh more hysterical than the Joker's.

 

[Addendum]

When I turn 65, that's it.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Why isn't 'lynch mob' in the poll.

 

[Addendum]

Why isn't 'lynch mob' in the poll.

 

[hippy fascist]

acid followed by a swan dive. Is there anything cooler than seeing a 70 year old guy falling to his death while screaming "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

 

[redmarvel]

Unfortunatly I think it will be Stoke or complications due to Diabetes. My dad died of "mini-strokes" and also had diabetes. I had gestational diabetes while I was pregnant.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Killed..by the PT bashers, most likely.