How do you read a girl?

[kytrigger]

Excellent. Best case scenario, you two actually start dating. Worst case, this whole things actually gets even more convoluted and therefore amusing to all of us. You should write down every single event that has happened so far and make it into a crappy teen comedy that would make millions.

 

[Tangled Web]

Well eventually.

God willing.

 

[Badger]

That was like the best plot twist ever.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

That was like the best plot twist ever.

Tangled Web wa a ghost all along?

 

[Shifty]

That was like the best plot twist ever.

Tangled Web wa a ghost all along?

They have sex and she gives him an STD?

 

[AndThePickles]

They have sex and she gives him an STD?

Haha. That'd actually be really sad considering she's only in the 8th grade

 

[Erzengel]

Hold the phone is this girl in 8th grade!?!?

 

[AndThePickles]

Hold the phone is this girl in 8th grade!?!?

Yeah I gave him tons of advice before I found that out. Then I felt dirty

 

[Darthphere]

Pedophilia starts at a young age. Get it, get it? HIYO!

 

[Erzengel]

Geez Tangled Web, stay away from the Jr. High School, you sick little f'ing monkey.

 

[Shifty]

Geez Tangled Web, stay away from the Jr. High School, you sick little f'ing monkey.

And he told her that she is out of his league. t:

 

[Erzengel]

Well she is part of the Hello Kitty Crowd. They are like the Plastics.

 

[Shifty]

Haha. That'd actually be really sad considering she's only in the 8th grade

Well she's probably been with 14 and 15 year old guys when she was 12 and 13.:meow:

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Wait, so what are the ages of both of them then?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

16 and 14

 

[Erzengel]

11th grade and 8th grade

 

[terry78]

So that would make him 16 and her 14...nothing wrong with that. Just different schools, ain't it?

 

[Tangled Web]

So that would make him 16 and her 14...nothing wrong with that. Just different schools, ain't it?

Yeah, we go to different schools.

 

[Dark Phantom]

I. . . I don't know where to begin.

Hah, my name is Jimmy.

My name's Jimmy too

You know, i think we should just have a whole a section for people who have girl/guy problems.

I'm one of them....
















....and its a girl

 

[Caliber]

Alright, I have a situation here?

There's this girl. She got me to admit I liked her and all that and she said that I definitley have a shot with her. The only problem was is that she had a boyfriend. After some talking she told me that she doesn't like him and he's too clingy.

She said she wants to break up with him. Did my revelation prompt this? I have no idea. Well, she sends me a text saying that she broke up with him (with a smiley face on it.) Well, I misplaced my cell for two days. I find it and I reply that "I don't know what to say." She then tells me that "it's been one of the worst days ever!" I ask if there is anything she can do, but she says no.
So that was on Wednsday, so today I send her a text asking if she feels better. She said "yes" because "Jimmy (**** it his name is Jimmy) finally talked to me today after being mad at me." So know I have no idea what the **** is going on.

She's playing some weird chess game with me. I need to know how I can try to get the real scoop without making it seem obvious that I care. I want to come off like (you know) not really concerned.

Any suggestions?

Figure out if she actually likes you because she proably using you to get out of her relationship.

 

[Harlekin]

Caliber didn't read after the first post.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Nope

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Alright, I have a situation here?

There's this girl. She got me to admit I liked her and all that and she said that I definitley have a shot with her. The only problem was is that she had a boyfriend. After some talking she told me that she doesn't like him and he's too clingy.

She said she wants to break up with him. Did my revelation prompt this? I have no idea. Well, she sends me a text saying that she broke up with him (with a smiley face on it.) Well, I misplaced my cell for two days. I find it and I reply that "I don't know what to say." She then tells me that "it's been one of the worst days ever!" I ask if there is anything she can do, but she says no.
So that was on Wednsday, so today I send her a text asking if she feels better. She said "yes" because "Jimmy (**** it his name is Jimmy) finally talked to me today after being mad at me." So know I have no idea what the **** is going on.

She's playing some weird chess game with me. I need to know how I can try to get the real scoop without making it seem obvious that I care. I want to come off like (you know) not really concerned.

Any suggestions?

Tangled Web, if you can read a girl/woman you can play poker. It appeard as if she was plaing you against her b/f. I knew a girl like this in high school. I dater her for 3 months. I found out she was playing me aganst some o-lineman on the football team. I let him have her. He asked me why I let him have her? I told him she played you against me, and I folded. Now she is playing you against someone else. Oh to this date she is single, she is 34.

 

[Erzengel]

I think Tangled Web should drive up to the Jr. High School, find his girl. She should be easily identifable by her Barbie lunchbox and Hello Kitty backpack. He should then take her to dinner at Chuck E Cheeses and maybe spend the rest of the night coloring and having a pretend tea party. He then would have her eating out of the palm of his hand.

 

[kane9321]

leave her alone bro..shes playing with you