Well got a girl pregnent

[DV8]

No contraceptive is 100% effective, and that is something you really do need to bear in mind.

Unless, of course you're a guy and pull out

 

[Lurk]

nah, it's probably the Hype, it wasn't loading a few minutes ago

Unless, of course you're a guy and pull out

are you serious?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Unless, of course you're a guy and pull out

I wish I had a more witty respose to mark this "I haven't seen you in a while" event, D

 

[DV8]

I wish I had a more witty respose to mark this "I haven't seen you in a while" event, D

LOL!! it's nice to see you too, Don Ron

 

[DBella]

Yep, I got a girl pregnent and I have no idea what I am gonna do. We where safe and everything and she was my first. Now I am frightened cause I dont have the money or means to support her and a child right now. Plus my parents reactions. My life has just changed so fast and i dont know what to do. Just had to write it somewhere cause IO needed to get it out

Also, how long does it take a girl to know she is pregnent, cause this only took 2 days.

Wait... let me get this straight... you had sex and 2 days later she told you she's pregnant? I smell scam.

(PS. I didn't read any other posts besides the first one. Too lazy.)

 

[Equint77]

this chic's got a magic uterus.

 

[Lurk]

it's an immaculate conception, she's carrying the Christ child

 

[DBella]

So... any update on the situation? Did she really find out she's pregnant two days after she had sex with him?

 

[Corinthian™]

Dew got me pregnant.

not only you are a dog, but a ****ing sea horse too!

You ****ing smoree!

 

[DV8]

It's going to be real funny (ironic rather) when the kid turns out to be half Philipino

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's going to be real funny (ironic rather) when the kid turns out to be half Philipino

Then we'll know it was Erz

 

[jaguarr]

not only you are a dog, but a ****ing sea horse too!

You ****ing smoree!

A biology joke. Brilliant!

jag

 

[DV8]

god . . . I miss you guys

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Yep, I got a girl pregnent and I have no idea what I am gonna do. We where safe and everything and she was my first. Now I am frightened cause I dont have the money or means to support her and a child right now. Plus my parents reactions. My life has just changed so fast and i dont know what to do. Just had to write it somewhere cause IO needed to get it out

Also, how long does it take a girl to know she is pregnent, cause this only took 2 days.

Don't you read those Planned Parenthood ads? If you don't have a condom, PUT IT IN DA BUTT!

(That was an actual ad by PP, btw.)

 

[Darthphere]

Wow....

 

[jaguarr]

Even Planned Parenthood knows...PIITB!

jag

 

[War Lord]

Unless, of course you're a guy and pull out

Doesn't necessarily work. The fluids in the lubrication have been known to carry sperm.

 

[Duende Verde]

Even Planned Parenthood knows...PIITB!

jag

I think this is my cue to post...

t:

 

[jaguarr]

I think this is my cue to post...

t:

LOL! I bet his living room STILL smells like ash.

jag

 

[Corinthian™]

A biology joke. Brilliant!

jag

dun't expect less of me, boyo

This thread rocks, by the way

 

[Mr Sparkle]

is no one concerned that someone that actually made a hype thread entitled "I got a girl pregnent" got a girl pregnant?

 

[Lackey]

I caught my girlfriend poking holes in my condoms




also, whatever happend to Master Bruce

 

[Lackey]

is no one concerned that someone that actually made a hype thread entitled "I got a girl pregnent" got a girl pregnant?

it happens

 

[jaguarr]

is no one concerned that someone that actually made a hype thread entitled "I got a girl pregnent" got a girl pregnant?

I'm saddened that I am no longer surprised by such things.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Then we'll know it was Erz

I do like crazy b'tches.