How Does One Sleep With Someone?

Which picture(s) best describes how you sleep with someone?

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I wouldn't go with 1 because if she farts it is going to break your back.
 
Butt to butt I guess. It's usually proceeded with "No" or "Don't touch me." And usually there's a variant of what SWAT posted in there too.
 
I either spoon the other person or lay on my back with their head on my chest.
 
Ahhh, this place.
 
Maybe I'm just dumb but aren't percentages supposed to add up to 100%?

50%
25%
8.33%
41.67%

Total - 125%

Am I wrong on this?!
 
Maybe I'm just dumb but aren't percentages supposed to add up to 100%?

50%
25%
8.33%
41.67%

Total - 125%

Am I wrong on this?!

We don't come to this board for math lessons, we come here for....

uh.....


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all those sleep arrangements look incredibly awkward and uncomfortable
 
Umm... None of those... besides the pictures aren't numbered. :doh:
 
I use to like snuggling earlier in the relationship. If she was on the other side of the bed I'd feel isolated and ignored.

Now the body heat annoys me.

I can only snuggle for 2 minute intervals before I get anxious from bad posture and heat. But earlier in the relationship I didn't even notice the physical discomfort. WTF?
 
I use to like snuggling earlier in the relationship. If she was on the other side of the bed I'd feel isolated and ignored.

Now the body heat annoys me.

I can only snuggle for 2 minute intervals before I get anxious from bad posture and heat. But earlier in the relationship I didn't even notice the physical discomfort. WTF?

My wife and I never slept together prior to being married and I remember being excited to be able to sleep with her. Then on our honeymoon she was all "Your skin's too warm. Back up."

I've been disappointed ever since.
 
I sleep in a fetal position while tears gently flow down my face as I lay on my twin-size bed all alone.
 
There's no "Me on the bed, her on the porch" option. :o
 
I sleep in a fetal position while tears gently flow down my face as I lay on my twin-size bed all alone.

mine is a double-twin, if that makes sense.

But this is pretty much me.

Until I fall asleep. After that, my limbs separate and conquer the bed. :o
 
I used to cry while all alone in my twin sized bed.

I was a sensative masterbater back in the day.
 
I use to like snuggling earlier in the relationship. If she was on the other side of the bed I'd feel isolated and ignored.

Now the body heat annoys me.

I can only snuggle for 2 minute intervals before I get anxious from bad posture and heat. But earlier in the relationship I didn't even notice the physical discomfort. WTF?

Im the same way man. Does your significant other pull the "But we used to snuggle!!@!@!" B.s.?

Hate it. :down
 
Im the same way man. Does your significant other pull the "But we used to snuggle!!@!@!" B.s.?

Hate it. :down

I pull that but my wife's all "Yeah, but now we've been married 8 years..." and when she's not in the mood to be chatty she just says "I'm on my period."
 
I pull that but my wife's all "Yeah, but now we've been married 8 years..." and when she's not in the mood to be chatty she just says "I'm on my period."

Marriage sounds wonderful.
 
Maybe I'm just dumb but aren't percentages supposed to add up to 100%?

50%
25%
8.33%
41.67%

Total - 125%

Am I wrong on this?!

I am not sure if it has anything to do with it but it's a multi-selection poll. You have the choice to choose 1, 2, 3, or all 4 options.

Oh yeah, my choices would be 1 (more back to back though) and the spooning position which I am surprised is not there.

I am sure these pictures come with some type of meaning.

As the first option looks like a distant relationship where both are unhappy, the second seems more like a young and blossoming relationship (as once you have been married so long you definitely don't stay in this position long), third is some type of mutual and loving relationship, and the fourth is where the guy wants to get the hell out of there and the girl is clingy as hell.
 
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Never getting married.

Lies, I'm totally going to get married.
 
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