How long have you ever let facial hair grow?

[knowsbleed]

I pluck my one facial hair out every now and then...the machismo I feel afterwards is indescribable in the English language.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Wait, you grow facial hair?

 

[knowsbleed]

Yeah...as a hobby. Raising it from a peach fuzz 'til it becomes a fully grown hair that gets interested in other hairs his age. Then I dash its dreams of hooking up with other hairs of the fairer sex by destroying it with my mighty raz0r...ending its life before it even had a chance to spread its seed and fulfilling its destiny of becoming part of something larger than itself...a beard.

You a**hat...you made me say "dash".

 

[jaguarr]

Wait, you grow facial hair?

His wife glues it on his face when he's sleeping. She wants to keep his confidence up.

jag

 

[The Original Bamfer]

His wife glues it on his face when he's sleeping. She wants to keep his confidence up.

jag

I'd be afraid to know where she gets it from.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd be afraid to know where she gets it from.

It's best we don't get into that.

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

Psh...my facial hair is robust. My 'stache makes Magnum PI's 'stache look like it was drawn on by two bored chongas. Recognize!

 

[Speedball]

I went a month without shaving, and it got pretty long. It was greasy too (damn Sicilian genes). People tell me to shave because I look better. It makes me look years younger.

 

[PunisherNC]

I grew my beard for 2 solid months about 6 years ago. I went as Wolverine for Halloween that year due to the beard. Course after I trimmed my beard for my costume, I looked ridiculous, so the next day I shaved it all off. heh

 

[Avangarde]

I let it go for a couple of months as I was preparing to dress up as Obi-wan Kenobi for a fancy dress. Now I have permi 5:00 shadow.

 

[Lex Luthor]

The times I've decided to let facial hair grow out I just get a scruffy look, but not a full beard.

Oh well.

 

[bunk]

What's the jag option? If it's a pretty thick beard, it's what I should've picked.

 

[Avangarde]

What's the jag option? If it's a pretty thick beard, it's what I should've picked.

I went with the jag option thinking it was a lucky dip

 

[Ender Durden]

unfortunately, my beard hair looks like some plucked off their short'n'curlies and applied them to my face, via Jackass number 2.

i do grow my manstache out from time to time, via Johnny Depp

 

[jaguarr]

What's the jag option? If it's a pretty thick beard, it's what I should've picked.

It's a pretty thick beard. With spots in it.

jag

 

[bunk]

It's a pretty thick beard. With spots in it.

jag

And bits of gazelle flesh I imagine...

 

[jaguarr]

And bits of gazelle flesh I imagine...

You've gotta wash that stuff out, son! No girl is gonna kiss you with meat, blood and skin particles in your beard!

jag

 

[Showtime]

I've had a goatee since I was like 16.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

last may, I had a Ryan Dunn beard.

Look it up

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I have gone weekends without shaving but now it seems I have to shave saturday nights because it "hurts" my gf.

 

[Mee]

Haha


"Verily thy beard is too powerful for me my love!"


Yes, that's how I imagine your girlfriend talks.

 

[Immortalfire]

I shave about every three days or so, any sooner and I start bleeding. Ugh.

 

[jaguarr]

I have gone weekends without shaving but now it seems I have to shave saturday nights because it "hurts" my gf.

Haha


"Verily thy beard is too powerful for me my love!"


Yes, that's how I imagine your girlfriend talks.

Ahura is dating Thor?

jag

 

[November Rain]

i've left my eyebrows grow since i was born...

 

[Mee]

Ahura is dating Thor?

jag

Or Thor's sister.