How to be a Lounge Lover

[Reek]

Meh I never know Krypton.. so many people cry on this site, its always good to be safe.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You know the courteous thing to do would be to politely request if he would like to use your toilet instead.

On the low end. I really should have asked if he was into watersports and then gulped it down. That would have be REALLY polite.

 

[2kt09]

On the low end. I really should have asked if he was into watersports and then gulped it down. That would have be REALLY polite.

lol I held back on this one.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Meh I never know Krypton.. so many people cry on this site, its always good to be safe.

If you have heard the podcast... You've heard me as I am 95% of the time offline.

 

[Reek]

next time take a fire extinguisher out there and shoot his ass

 

[Reek]

If you have heard the podcast... You've heard me as I am 95% of the time offline.

Sensually seductive?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Eeee...gasp* a red wedding during a church picnic!

Well... Depends on which church is hosting the picnic? If it's the People's Temple then...

The Church of the Drowned God.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

next time take a fire extinguisher out there and shoot his ass

I opened the door, big metal thing, as he was spraying all over. It hit him on the side of his hip and elbow. He then jumped over this partition that's there. The back sidewalk is getting worked on. Which means this jackass went out of his way to whiz on that door. You can follow the sidewalk up to a point but then these barriers shunt traffic around the construction. He had a friend who after I opened the door said "Dude, that was totally uncalled for." He of course said this while swiftly walking away a good twenty feet from me.

I have never gotten being an ******* when drunk.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sensually seductive?

That's Ed. Yellow Chocolate I call him.

I actually think I sound way to young for my age. Part of it is that when I talk about genre stuff I tend to revert back to my high school self a bit. My pitch goes a little higher than I normally do.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Church of the Drowned God.

You ever check out Rick And Morty Roose?

 

[Reek]

how strange to post this following pee talk mixed with drowned god talk...

Spoiler

and who drowned the god anyway ? was it ROOSE? 5000 years ago?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

how strange to post this following pee talk mixed with drowned god talk...

Spoiler

and who drowned the god anyway ? was it ROOSE? 5000 years ago?

Who are you? The ghost of Robert Stack?

 

[Reek]

I am the ghost of Stonewall Jackson

 

[flickchick85]

I never know what y'all are talking about anymore.

 

[Reek]

Well that's normal for someone who shows up once every 2-3 months.

 

[Roose Bolton]

You ever check out Rick And Morty Roose?

I've watched the occasional episode.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've watched the occasional episode.

Give it a try from episode one. I think it's humor is up your alley. I get not being totally on board from just seeing it a handful of times. That's kinda how I got into it. Eventually I went in whole hog. Of course... It just may not be for you.

 

[flickchick85]

Well that's normal for someone who shows up once every 2-3 months.

Why do you think I only show up once every two to three months?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I never know what y'all are talking about anymore.

Cliff Notes version...

Cinco De Mayo.

Puerto Ricans as U.S. citizens.

Mariachi Bands.

Public Urination.

Water Sports.

The theoretical death of George R.R. Martin.

Jime Jones.

Cthulhu.

Rick And Morty.

So really... Just an average night here. If Cell Bri and Darth were here I'm sure we coulda thrown in some sports talk.

 

[flickchick85]

Appreciate the run down KRYPTON, but that does not explain Robert Stack and Stonewall Jackson gibberish.

 

[Reek]

I dont know the robert stack reference.. but he referred to me as a ghost... so i chose the ghost of stonewall jackson.... as portrayed by John C Reilly in anchorman 2.... try to keep up

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Appreciate the run down KRYPTON, but that does not explain Robert Stack and Stonewall Jackson gibberish.

I'd post a gif and video to explain... But I don't do that anymore. (Wind blows through hair...)

So... See things do change around here.

 

[flickchick85]

Ah, so it really was gibberish, as that's what the entirety of Anchorman 2 was.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I dont know the robert stack reference.. but he referred to me as a ghost... so i chose the ghost of stonewall jackson.... as portrayed by John C Reilly in anchorman 2.... try to keep up

You were asking all these questions like the intros to the old Unsolved Mysteries... Which was hosted by Robert Stack.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Crazy evil woman are a vice, man.

I want to rescue Melania Trump and open a mah and dad ''pork bbq restaurant'' with her. Her awful almost caveman like accent as she makes the homemade bbq sauce, granny's secret recipe of course. A little dirt on her nails, daisy dukes with wear on them. She eventually loses her front teeth and talks like Bane, but she is happy for the first time.