Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch 2: Round 1™

[Calvin]

2003 join date at least.

 

[Erzengel]

Think you can lower that down to 2004.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

an' say I had an electric shield and say your missile bounced off of me and back into you and hit you, and it had a penetrator ray on the tip so nothing could stop it and you died...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

The next deathmatch, if it ever comes, should be teams. Each round no more than two days, maybe even just one, and no fake names. 5000 post minimum for voters. Names starting with C and ending in alvin get a bonus 50 votes each match.

If I remember correctly Im the person who created this. It's funny that you think your opinion is worthwhile.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

And if anyone does HD2, it should be Kipobe.

 

[Erzengel]

an' say I had an electric shield and say your missile bounced off of me and back into you and hit you, and it had a penetrator ray on the tip so nothing could stop it and you died...

Nuh uh. Because my missles were made out of a unconductive metal that broke through your electric shield.

Fine!! I'm going home.

 

[Calvin]

If I remember correctly Im the person who created this. It's funny that you think your opinion is worthwhile.

Don't be such a cat.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Don't be such a cat.

Then dont talk.

 

[Calvin]

Then dont talk.

No, you.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

without a new Death Match to look forward to, why even come to work?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm simply famished today.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

without a new Death Match to look forward to, why even come to work?

Do you have to wear one of those darling little bellhop hats?

 

[Calvin]

without a new Death Match to look forward to, why even come to work?

Do what Olympian non-winners do. Train, Wilhelm, train. Train like you've never trained before, and like you never will.

 

[Mee]

Next should be a deathmatch of noobs. 5,000 posts or less.

 

[Calvin]

No.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Someone make it stop talking.

 

[Mee]

Heh, just wanted to see what reaction I'd get. I know it wouldn't happen.

 

[Erzengel]

Next should be a deathmatch of noobs. 5,000 posts or less.

I wouldn't know who to vote for.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Do you have to wear one of those darling little bellhop hats?

I think those are for...bellhops.

 

[Calvin]

I think I'm gonna get drunk again this morning, right before they come to show my apartment to some people.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I think those are for...bellhops.

Um, whats the F'ing difference?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I think I'm gonna get drunk again this morning, right before they come to show my apartment to some people.

Seriously, check it out:
http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/?Media=PlayFlash

 

[Erzengel]

Wilhelm is like Hector Elizando in Pretty Woman except he'd f' her.

 

[Calvin]

Seriously, check it out:
http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/?Media=PlayFlash

I have a friend that just started going there. I called them once when I was drunk, and the lady got pissed off and hung up on me. Apparently you're not supposed to call while drunk? What the hell?

I'd been dry for a week, I think that's pretty good.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Um, whats the F'ing difference?

It's weird how I'm constantly asked to explain the nature of my job on the Hype.
Seriously at least every other day. People are really intrigued and confused by it.